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midwinter

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bubbs

Morning folks:wave:
Hope everyone is ok and not hungover
Here is to 2014:beer::beer:
Off to catch up:D

thick_tom

morning campers

rolo-polo1965

fairclaire wrote: »

Ok...embarrassing cake story.

I bought a FANTASTIC chocolate cake on Xmas Eve! whoopsied to £1 :j:j:j it really was an indulgent beast of a cake. My kids absolutely love chocolate cake

On boxing night I asked the kids (and my guest) if they wanted a piece and was met with lots of yes pleases. So OH cut 4 big chunks (I don't use knives :rotfl:) I was sorting hot drinks for them all. Someone informed us that DS1 didn't want any cake.......this is where it all went wrong I was in the utility getting milk for the drinks and OH put the unwanted slice of cake back in the box (I didn't know this)

After I thought all the wanted pieces of cake had been claimed...and gone. There was a piece left on the work top.....the spare piece, I thought. I was alone in the kitchen....so I licked it and stuck my fingers in it....and licked them and licked it again

My OH wandered in and looked at me like I had 2 heads and did that nudgey obvious look that means.....'behind you' he had just told our guest that his cake was on the work top and the poor lad had came looking for his cake and was stood there looking very uncomfortable whilst I licked it to death :o:o :rotfl::rotfl:

That is a brilliant story, I bet you enjoyed it though!

rolo-polo1965

Tinyshoes wrote: »

I want to take a moment to thank the Elite for being there for me through what has been a difficult year for me. The support has at times totally overwhelmed me, you are such an amazing bunch of people. I can honestly say I don't think I would have made it to 2014 without all the laughs on the way, there are a few of you who continue to keep me smiling thought the difficult times and you know who you are. :A:A:A

I raise a glass to my mum and to all those with absent family and friends and of course to our friend Madmuppet. :beer:

Love you all Elite xxx

I totally agree Tinyshoes.

I do not post as much as I would like but the support on this thread is amazing:beer::beer::beer:

Leothecat

Morning all. Happy New Year :j
My resolution is to try to post more....I am always around and lurking but never seem to have anything to say....:(
I'm going to try much harder this year.
Here's hoping for a healthy, wealthy and peaceful 2014....filled full of glitches for all.

thick_tom

darts final tonight

20:25 peter wright v michael van gerwen



also for welsh rugby fans on bbc2 at 1.50pm

cardiff blues v newport gwent dragons (kick-off 2.05pm)

FloFlo

Prices have gone up on ambi pur at T so no go today.

Mrs_stinkface

Morning all.
Happy new year 🎉🎊🎉🎊

Hope there aren't too many sore heads today. I lasted until bang on midnight then I slunk off to bed. I only had about 4-5 glasses of fizzy pink stuff but I'm defo feeling it still. I've got raging bleeding heartburn still.

Gonna be trying out a gammon joint in the slow cooker today for the 1st time. I'm quite excited lol:rotfl:
Anyone know if I need to cover it in coke or is half filled enough?
Please and thank you x

Enterprise_1701C

Tinyshoes wrote: »

I want to take a moment to thank the Elite for being there for me through what has been a difficult year for me. The support has at times totally overwhelmed me, you are such an amazing bunch of people. I can honestly say I don't think I would have made it to 2014 without all the laughs on the way, there are a few of you who continue to keep me smiling thought the difficult times and you know who you are. :A:A:A

I raise a glass to my mum and to all those with absent family and friends and of course to our friend Madmuppet. :beer:

Love you all Elite xxx

Couldn't have said it better myself :beer:

Leothecat wrote: »

Morning all. Happy New Year :j
My resolution is to try to post more....I am always around and lurking but never seem to have anything to say....:(
I'm going to try much harder this year.
Here's hoping for a healthy, wealthy and peaceful 2014....filled full of glitches for all.

I don't have much to say a lot of the time, but have to admit I still seem to say a bit of it from time to time. Don't feel you can only post glitches, a lot of this thread is about offering friendship to anyone that needs it, and I know it has been a Godsend to me more than once