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In need of encouragement...

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  • C_Mababejive
    C_Mababejive Posts: 11,668 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    Have you checked her ring...?
    Feudal Britain needs land reform. 70% of the land is "owned" by 1 % of the population and at least 50% is unregistered (inherited by landed gentry). Thats why your slave box costs so much..
  • Have you checked her ring...?
    let the fella get a 1st date first before checking her ring out...
  • Matt-B089 wrote: »
    I've actually had a friend mention to me after an appointment last year that she was looking at me a lot whilst I was waiting.QUOTE]

    Probably because you were looking shifty :eek:.

    Sorry Matt but you are coming across as a bit creepy. You spoke to her once, as she processed your order, a year ago and you're still thinking about her. She won't even remember you.

    You really need to get out more. Meet some real women instead of one you've built up an unrealistic picture of in your head.

    I don't mean to be rude, sorry.
  • delain
    delain Posts: 7,700 Forumite
    Bazey wrote: »
    Don't take any advise from the women on here, they are all nutters or lesbians.

    Birds like confidence. Put on your best whistle and flute, walk straight up to her, look deep into her eyes and say "alright sugar tits, fancy joining me for a cheeky drink or two"

    What's the worst that could happen? She says no, why? not because you are physically and mentally repugnant, she's probably got a boyfriend, or she's a nutter or a lesbian.

    Good luck.

    That will solve the problem in that she will never speak to the OP and he'll likely get banned from the opticians :rotfl::rotfl:
    Mum of several with a twisted sense of humour and a laundry obsession :o:o
  • Bazey
    Bazey Posts: 8,230 Forumite
    I used to fancy one of the girls in my opticians. I once left a chilli plant in the store "by accident", and had to return to collect it with hilarious consequences.

    I'll save that story for another time.
  • BugglyB
    BugglyB Posts: 1,067 Forumite
    And don't try wooing her with a peanut butter kitkat chunkie and a business card with your mobile phone number circled in black biro. It really doesn't work. Trust me on this one....

    That would totally work on me. But I love a peanut butter kitkat chunkie and I'm not really that picky about men :)
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