Asda car accident what to do

Datolite

This thread is hilarious.

Cake is known to cause 3.14 accidents per day, or is that Pie? I'm not sure.

pulliptears

Quentin wrote: »

You ought to make the original photo available to the op's no win no fee lawyers as there may be no closed circuit tv available go them, and your interpretation of the event will help clear up any confusion caused in the op's written report of the incident.

Or, we could all recreate the whole thing through the medium of modern dance?

Vectis

Perhaps the OP should be dyeing her hair a different colour. A nice shade of blonde, perhaps?

pinkteapot

So, the OP should have read:

"In a supermarket car park last night, I was waiting to turn out of a junction and a car reversed towards me. I tried to turn to get out of the way, and went over a kerb, damaging my wheel and alloy. Can I blame anyone other than myself?"

OP - did you not try hitting your horn?

Avoriaz

Got any cake left?

I feel peckish after reading all that rubbish.

heavylevy

pinkteapot wrote: »

So, the OP should have read:

"In a supermarket car park last night, I was waiting to turn out of a junction and a car reversed towards me. I tried to turn to get out of the way, and went over a kerb, damaging my wheel and alloy. Can I blame anyone other than myself?"

OP - did you not try hitting your horn?

She did but it was full of cake!!!!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

arcon5

:rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl:

THREAD

OF

THE

YEAR

!!!

Literally made my day!

eschaton

Can't we just tell the OP to sue Asda?

Surely that's what they really wanted to hear?

phill99

I have no idea what this post is about. Was it written by Vicky Pollard?

ska_lover

Did the cake survive in tact???????????