Tesco Playing God

WTFH

bobobins wrote: »

When I read the thread title, I thought Tesco were doing a 2 for 1 offer on designer babies.

When I read the title, I went on to Paddy Power to see what the odds were. I reckon Tesco will lose the away fixture as most of their team won't be allowed into heaven...

nearlyrich

Sounds like a 1st world problem to me, I like Branston Beans we have lot's in stock bought when they were about 20p a tin on a promo in Tesco. When we run out I will get some more from where ever they are on sale.. I can't get that worked up about what Tesco do and don't sell. I am quite happy that our local one has just put in a great world foods section and things like rice and spices are available at lower prices ( bigger packs) than previously.

starrystarry

Tesco playing god? Is this god's job then, deciding who gets to supply us with baked beans? Is he not busy enough with Syria etc?

Jim_Jupiter

God's too busy being imaginary to bother with Tesco.

MothballsWallet

Jim_Jupiter wrote: »

God's too busy being imaginary to bother with Tesco.

Or trying to console Bill O'Reilly... :rotfl:

earthstorm

Apparently God lost his JSA as he could not prove he was actively seeking work, so the job of Tesco CEO came up, so he took on this role

Makeandsave

Branston bake beans are far nicer, Farmfoods have them for 3 for £1, Lidl have the 4 packs on offer now and then. Heron foods have them single for 39p and sometimes the 3 packs for £1.

davehughes182

I played Jesus once in an Easter play. I remember Tesco's lines from the play that day and Im sure they where playing Pontius Pilate. I might be wrong though...

WTFH

davehughes182 wrote: »

I played Jesus once in an Easter play. I remember Tesco's lines from the play that day and Im sure they where playing Pontius Pilate. I might be wrong though...

Did they say "Don't let the centurions near the beans or we'll be stunk out"

DCFC79

earthstorm wrote: »

Princes is owned by Mitsubishi

Now that I did not know

Thanks