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Buttergate.....An internal email.

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yvonne13_2
yvonne13_2 Posts: 1,955 Forumite
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edited 8 October 2013 at 12:34PM in Marriage, relationships & families
Sorry I had to post this because I just don't know what to think.

An email went around today asking the person that left the knife marks and crumbs in someone's the butter to own up as the person's upset!?!?

This has to be one of the strangest emails to go around work, what is the strangest or funniest emails that you've seen?


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    Caroline_a Posts: 4,071 Forumite
    'Can the person who has taken the key to the [location] office please return it as there are people waiting to get in and it's raining'
  • FatVonD
    FatVonD Posts: 5,315 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker I've been Money Tipped!
    I can't better yours (or butter it even) but I feel the person's pain having worked with a butter thief myself. In the end I put a note inside the tub saying 'stop using my effing butter'.
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  • mwa
    mwa Posts: 364 Forumite
    I once worked in a place that had notes in the ladies' loos asking people to make sure they flushed the contents, it was in the form of a rather gross poem which went along the lines of 'if you leave a log, please flush the bog' LOL classy!!
  • Tixy
    Tixy Posts: 31,455 Forumite
    Not funny, but one of the most stupid "Is everyone's email working again now?"

    I feel for the butter victim, thats happened to me several times and its horrid.
    A smile enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give
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  • Wellyboots6
    Wellyboots6 Posts: 2,735 Forumite
    'does anybody know who left the pineapple on the radiator because it is starting to smell'
  • katy721 wrote: »
    'does anybody know who left the pineapple on the radiator because it is starting to smell'

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  • bylromarha
    bylromarha Posts: 10,085 Forumite
    I've been Money Tipped!
    I am Spartacus

    What a stupid question - who's going to admit they have upset someone via butter?!
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  • Mrs_Ryan
    Mrs_Ryan Posts: 11,834 Forumite
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    In the last place I worked there was quite often emails going round saying 'Has anyone got any mayonnaise?' At the place I worked before that someone sent a random email going 'I love you all!' to which the lad who sat beside me sent one back saying 'Love is in the air..'
    My boss did leave a narked off note in the fridge when someone nicked her yoghurt...
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  • Mrs_Ryan wrote: »
    My boss did leave a narked off note in the fridge when someone nicked her yoghurt...

    I did leave a narked off email on the microwave when someone heated (boiled) scotch broth until it exploded all over the inside. And left it like that :mad:.

    Other than that I do, occasionally, have to ask colleagues to return cutlery. It disappears quite a lot. They do return it, though :rotfl:
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