Everyone Lobbing Ice-cream (into) Trolleys (with) Excitement

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

:eek: How selfish :eek: You do know my taxes would have to pay for any repairs needed (to his feet, not to your shoes ) I meant cut the toes out of the shoes you buy him!!!

I may have a peruse through H & M for £1 ones, cut the toes off and wrap them for Christmas.

God can you imagine what the older and younger generations will think when he opens this present!

It could save your taxes as the old people may not cope with the shock and spontaneously combust saving the NHS and Social Service a fortune in later life care!

I may have resolved the UK's financial crisis and I may even get a medal from the queen for her services to society. :T:T

Mildred1970

davemorton wrote: »

Bubbs and Mildred LOVE ironing, so they are normal, in a lovely way

:eek::eek:

Blimey, 'love' is stretching it a bit, I don't mind it...put it this way I would rather do a few hours worth than clean the oven or the windows

I quite like being described as 'normal, in a lovely way' thank you Monsieur Harket :T:A

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I may have a peruse through H & M for £1 ones, cut the toes off and wrap them for Christmas.

God can you imagine what the older and younger generations will think when he opens this present!

It could save your taxes as the old people may not cope with the shock and spontaneously combust saving the NHS and Social Service a fortune in later life care!

I may have resolved the UK's financial crisis and I may even get a medal from the queen for her services to society. :T:T

And just use the cut off toe pieces as nice small peaked caps for babies, win win!!!

vanilla_twist

Ok I was being polite.
We call them 'f*** me' shoes too:rotfl:
V x

davemorton

Mildred1970 wrote: »

:eek::eek:

Blimey, 'love' is stretching it a bit, I don't mind it...put it this way I would rather do a few hours worth than clean the oven or the windows

I quite like being described as 'normal, in a lovely way' thank you Monsieur Harket :T:A

Ill give your oven a good clean out if you show me your ironing skills any day Mildred

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I may have a peruse through H & M for £1 ones, cut the toes off and wrap them for Christmas.

God can you imagine what the older and younger generations will think when he opens this present!

It could save your taxes as the old people may not cope with the shock and spontaneously combust saving the NHS and Social Service a fortune in later life care!

I may have resolved the UK's financial crisis and I may even get a medal from the queen for her services to society. :T:T

Hmm, what about the cost to the Fire Brigade?? You havent really thought this through have you?

davemorton

vanilla_twist wrote: »

Ok I was being polite.
We call them 'f*** me' shoes too:rotfl:
V x

:eek: V.T. I thought you were a LADY!!! :eek:

Sunshinemummy

vanilla_twist wrote: »

Ok I was being polite.
We call them 'f*** me' shoes too:rotfl:
V x

That is one of the terms used !

fairclaire

vanilla_twist wrote: »

Ok I was being polite.
We call them 'f*** me' shoes too:rotfl:
V x

s**g me shoes here :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

Hmm, what about the cost to the Fire Brigade?? You havent really thought this through have you?

Flip, did you not see the TV programme about spontaneous combustion, apparently they do not set anything alight apart from themselves leaving a pile of dust that the other half can hoover!

But as a precaution, I will bring the fire extinguisher from the kitchen (the one I got free) to the fire out if it spreads..... But then again.... fire man... in my house.... in uniform....... Interesting concept! May have to try that one!