Everyone Lobbing Ice-cream (into) Trolleys (with) Excitement

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

:eek::eek: I don't mind buying myself 4p shoes. But if DM is buying them for me, I expect something a bit more expensive :cool:

I hear you can get them on H&M for £1 :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

A £1, I wouldnt let you walk in them for that price..........would last ages

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

A £1, I wouldnt let you walk in them for that price..........would last ages

..................so considerate
And MSE :money: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

Does it now??................You see this hot triangular thing, its a brush, just give my clothes a nice brush please :cool:

Hilarious, I really do not DO ironing or cleaning or anything else domesticated.

I keep a house husband for these roles, but sadly he refuses to wear them when ironing!

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

..................so considerate
And MSE :money: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Always told you I was the perfect gent! :kisses3:

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Hilarious, I really do not DO ironing or cleaning or anything else domesticated.

I keep a house husband for these roles, but sadly he refuses to wear them when ironing!

What is it with the women on here, is there no normal ones about???

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Hilarious, I really do not DO ironing or cleaning or anything else domesticated.

I keep a house husband for these roles, but sadly he refuses to wear them when ironing!

Only when ironing?? :eek:

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

What is it with the women on here, is there no normal ones about???

'Normal' is a social construct, I don't think that there are many women who meet the tight criteria! Come to think of it, I don't know any normal people!

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

'Normal' is a social construct, I don't think that there are many women who meet the tight criteria! Come to think of it, I don't know any normal people!

But I like to be social, and I like construction, so therefore I must like normal.

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

What is it with the women on here, is there no normal ones about???

I often think that about the men around here
Who wants normal

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

Only when ironing?? :eek:

Have you seen the price of large **** shoes/boots! If he asks nicely I will get him some for Christmas!:o