Everyone Lobbing Ice-cream (into) Trolleys (with) Excitement

davemorton

Bubbs and Mildred LOVE ironing, so they are normal, in a lovely way

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

I often think that about the men around here
Who wants normal

Are you not normal FC??

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

But I like to be social, and I like construction, so therefore I must like normal.

DM normal.... nah!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Have you seen the price of large **** shoes/boots! If he asks nicely I will get him some for Christmas!:o

Just get a smaller size and cut the toes out, works for me :cool:

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

Are you not normal FC??

Absolutely not!!

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

Absolutely not!!

Hmm, I can see I am going to have to re-evaluate my likes and dislikes then... hmmmm.......:money:

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

Just get a smaller size and cut the toes out, works for me :cool:

ooh no, I have seen feet that have had toes cut off/finger nails extracted... not nice and the blood would stain the sheets!

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

ooh no, I have seen feet that have had toes cut off/finger nails extracted... not nice and the blood would stain the sheets!

erm...........................i meant the toes in the shoes, not on the feet! :cool:

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

erm...........................i meant the toes in the shoes, not on the feet! :cool:

I would rather cut his toes off than damage my **** shoes! :eek:

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I would rather cut his toes off than damage my **** shoes! :eek:

:eek: How selfish :eek: You do know my taxes would have to pay for any repairs needed (to his feet, not to your shoes ) I meant cut the toes out of the shoes you buy him!!!