The Comper's Inn part 42

fire**fly

AlfieBlue wrote: »

Oh yes .... I can recall all of them and tales of the unexpected :eek: enjoyable viewing :)

enjoyed the sitcoms as well in them days,
man about the house, robins nest, bless this house :j:D

AlfieBlue

renegadia wrote: »

The door to the burst bursts open, letting strands of daylight in. Ren bursts in, completely naked, wielding only a pizza cutter and a gas lamp, staring manically at anyone who dares look, before screaming "GLAD MADE ME DO IT!!!!!!", finally turning on his heels and charging back outside.

Ooooh I say!! I'm not looking, honest I'm not!!!:eek: Now love you can't rush around naked as the day you was born - you need to wrap up warm else you will catch a chill

Do you have a pizza or two to hand to use with the pizza cutter? We are willing to share Gas lamp is good incase we have a power cut

Come back in, lay on our couch and tell us all ..........:p:D:D

fire**fly

AlfieBlue wrote: »

Ooooh I say!! I'm not looking, honest I'm not!!!:eek: Now love you can't rush around naked as the day you was born - you need to wrap up warm else you will catch a chill

Do you have a pizza or two to hand to use with the pizza cutter? We are willing to share Gas lamp is good incase we have a power cut

Come back in, lay on our couch and tell us all ..........:p:D:D

:rotfl::rotfl:
excellent alfie :T:T:D

Glad

renegadia wrote: »

The door to the burst bursts open, letting strands of daylight in. Ren bursts in, completely naked, wielding only a pizza cutter and a gas lamp, staring manically at anyone who dares look, before screaming "GLAD MADE ME DO IT!!!!!!", finally turning on his heels and charging back outside.

Now now I'm far too sensible to suggest naked flames and well, naked anything else, I'd be losing my landlady license

Now get back in the kitchen and share that pizza out

AlfieBlue

fire**fly wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl:
excellent alfie :T:T:D

Well , you know what I'm like ...... old mother hen clucking over everyone! If there is a pizza or two up for the taking .... I am a very very good listener! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I_luv_cats

indie wrote: »

Morning I'm in between shifts.so wanted to wish you all a good October with lots of wins.Be back later. Have a good morning
(Good job I checked what I wrote as I said wind and not wins,lol)

wingobins wrote: »

After the curry I had last night indie...I'll say no more! :whistle: Hope it's a lucky oct for you too!

https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/4780992
Flatulence etiquette



http://www.wikihow.com/Fart-Quietly :rotfl:



one for AB: >


Knock over some furniture. This may be an extreme measure, but a loud fart can be an extreme noise. If you have the urge to fart, you can "accidentally" knock over your chair or your desk. Just don't break anything.

I_luv_cats

Break into song and dance. Are you known for being spontaneous? If so, burst into song, start snapping your fingers and clapping your feet, and even dance around as you release your fart. Your friends will be entertained and they'll be none the wiser.

sheils6

I don't know - a naked man running about in here and now discussions about farting! :eek::eek::eek:

fire**fly

sheils6 wrote: »

I don't know - a naked man running about in here and now discussions about farting! :eek::eek::eek:

:eek: in all the years I've been popping in the inn I've never know anything like it sheils :eek::eek::rotfl:

AlfieBlue

I_luv_cats wrote: »

https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/4780992
Flatulence etiquette



http://www.wikihow.com/Fart-Quietly :rotfl:



one for AB: >


Knock over some furniture. This may be an extreme measure, but a loud fart can be an extreme noise. If you have the urge to fart, you can "accidentally" knock over your chair or your desk. Just don't break anything.

Or, being very careful .... cough loudly, slink away .... blaming the cat/dog/hamster/goldfish :D :rotfl::rotfl: