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house selling numpty muppet of the week :)

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  • wecanhelpu
    wecanhelpu Posts: 630 Forumite
    Maybe we can club together and do it.

    :cool:
  • ukbondraider
    ukbondraider Posts: 252 Forumite
    lynzpower wrote: »
    Much as I love the north west, I just could not see why anyone would want to py almost a million squid to live in bury :confused:

    Its got to be better than east london surely considering most places are
  • Generali
    Generali Posts: 36,411 Forumite
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    ukbondraider wrote: »
    Its got to be better than east london surely considering most places are

    Bits of Darfur are better than Tower Hamlets.

    Camberwell is in Sarf London though.
  • Guy_Montag
    Guy_Montag Posts: 2,291 Forumite
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    Withnail: What are you going to do with those?

    Danny: The building I am about to buy requires a craftsman and can be turned into up to twelve apartments. It is called a Camberwell carrot.

    Marwood: It's impossible to put twelve apartments into one building.

    Danny: It is impossible to build a Camberwell carrot with anything less.

    Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell carrot?

    Danny: I do. I built it in Camberwell, painted it orange & it can be used to f'k BTL numpties.

    Danny: This will tend to make you very rich.


    With apologies to Bruce Robinson
    "Mrs. Pench, you've won the car contest, would you like a triumph spitfire or 3000 in cash?" He smiled.
    Mrs. Pench took the money. "What will you do with it all? Not that it's any of my business," he giggled.
    "I think I'll become an alcoholic," said Betty.
  • m00m00
    m00m00 Posts: 1,755 Forumite
    the issue with these tiny incremental drops is it gets them bumped up on right move searches as 'new listings', so anyone searching on new property listed in a previous week etc, will see these as new listings.
    It's a health benefit ...
  • nelly_2
    nelly_2 Posts: 17,863 Forumite
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    m00m00 wrote: »
    the issue with these tiny incremental drops is it gets them bumped up on right move searches as 'new listings', so anyone searching on new property listed in a previous week etc, will see these as new listings.
    Do you think anyone looking to do something as serious as move house only looks at new (i nearly said instructions then) houses for sale

    I hate [EMAIL="tw@ty"]tw@ty[/EMAIL] EA speak
  • Generali
    Generali Posts: 36,411 Forumite
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    nelly wrote: »
    Do you think anyone looking to do something as serious as move house only looks at new (i nearly said instructions then) houses for sale

    I hate [EMAIL="tw@ty"]tw@ty[/EMAIL] EA speak

    Also, I imagine that £800k houses are pretty thin on the ground in Bury so it's probably not that hard to do the research without bumping the house up the list like this.
  • before_hollywood
    before_hollywood Posts: 20,686 Forumite
    lynzpower wrote: »
    Much as I love the north west, I just could not see why anyone would want to py almost a million squid to live in bury :confused:

    watch it thats my home town!!!!!!!

    hang on...... if i had a million quid then i wouldn't spend it on a house in bury, more like £150k on the house there, a bit more on somewhere else and then considerable change
    things arent the way they were before, you wouldnt even recognise me anymore- not that you knew me back then ;)
    MercilessKiller wrote: »
    BH is my best mate too, its ok :)

    I trust BH even if he's from Manchester.. ;)

    all your base are belong to us :eek:
  • before_hollywood
    before_hollywood Posts: 20,686 Forumite
    iwanttosave wrote: »
    Bury is a fab place to live.

    with me bury is better the devil you know :rolleyes: :D
    things arent the way they were before, you wouldnt even recognise me anymore- not that you knew me back then ;)
    MercilessKiller wrote: »
    BH is my best mate too, its ok :)

    I trust BH even if he's from Manchester.. ;)

    all your base are belong to us :eek:
  • nelly_2
    nelly_2 Posts: 17,863 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    before_hollywood wrote: »
    with me bury is better the devil you know :rolleyes: :D
    Bury is Radcliffes poor cousin.
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