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  • Mankysteve
    Mankysteve Posts: 4,257 Forumite
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    delain wrote: »
    Won't it be set off when the neighbours go in their garden?

    So my cats will be scared out of their own garden every time the neighbours go outside?

    The sonic 'noise' won't be stopped by a fence!

    Sonic things don't work. Cats soon get used to the noise there not thick
  • stebiz
    stebiz Posts: 6,592 Forumite
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    Person_one wrote: »
    Sorry, there's nothing funny about hurting other people's much loved animals. Ever.

    Like there's nothing funny about letting an animal !!!! in somebody elses garden. I take it you've never had to clear cat !!!! out of your childs sand pit, or had to garden with gloves because you don't know what you'll come across in your own garden. Cage em or cull em.
    Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies
  • Person_one wrote: »
    Sorry, there's nothing funny about hurting other people's much loved animals. Ever.

    If they are so loved then keep them at home, you own them so take responsibility for them.

    And it is still funny. :D
  • Person_one
    Person_one Posts: 28,884 Forumite
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    stebiz wrote: »
    Like there's nothing funny about letting an animal !!!! in somebody elses garden. I take it you've never had to clear cat !!!! out of your childs sand pit, or had to garden with gloves because you don't know what you'll come across in your own garden. Cage em or cull em.

    Even if I had, it wouldn't be ok for me to joke about using fireworks to injure or kill them.

    Don't be a d***.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8338430.stm

    http://www.thisislancashire.co.uk/news/8626453.Cat_found_with__horrendous_burns__in_Blackburn_park/
  • vroombroom
    vroombroom Posts: 1,117 Forumite
    *sigh* this thread has got out of hand with the nasty namecalling. We have established early on in the thread -if you had bothered to read the the whole thing and not skimmed - that I WILL NOT BE using the following:
    any more bleach
    barbed wire
    rockets
    or anything else harmful to cat

    Is that OK? Are we clear on this?

    What I am going use is the following:
    bum spikes
    a sonic sound thing
    brambles/nettles.

    So are you sure you understood that? or shall I say it louder? I will be using BUM SPIKES to rid the cats from my garden. One more time, altogether now:

    BUM SPIKES
    :j:jOur gorgeous baby boy born 2nd May 2011 - 12 days overdue!!:j:j
  • vroombroom
    vroombroom Posts: 1,117 Forumite
    for those of you who currently hate me for being a cat hater, just say bum spikes out loud. Its hilarious.

    Its even funnier if you shout it.
    :j:jOur gorgeous baby boy born 2nd May 2011 - 12 days overdue!!:j:j
  • Person_one
    Person_one Posts: 28,884 Forumite
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    What the hell is a bum spike anyway?
  • Person_one
    Person_one Posts: 28,884 Forumite
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    vroombroom wrote: »
    for those of you who currently hate me for being a cat hater, just say bum spikes out loud. Its hilarious.

    Its even funnier if you shout it.

    Its more your hangers on who are baying for cat blood that are the issue.
  • vroombroom
    vroombroom Posts: 1,117 Forumite
    Person_one wrote: »
    What the hell is a bum spike anyway?

    I don't know the technical name for it, but some sort of plastic sharp thing that I stick in the garden to prevent the cat pooping - bum spike.
    :j:jOur gorgeous baby boy born 2nd May 2011 - 12 days overdue!!:j:j
  • delain
    delain Posts: 7,700 Forumite
    vroombroom wrote: »
    bum spike.

    I suggest you ask spike's permission first :D:rotfl::o
    Mum of several with a twisted sense of humour and a laundry obsession :o:o
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