Expert League In Thrifty Everyday (Situations)

fairclaire

FunkyFeet wrote: »

FC- love it!

even blondie me got DiM's camo joke:rotfl:

So did I :cool: just put a different spin on it :rotfl::rotfl:

FunkyFeet

davemorton wrote: »

I heard that colonic irrigation is good to loose weight, can we expect you to be the colonel on the front line helping the troops out??;)

ha ha:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

in that case, I will offer moral support only, indeed it's good for ya. If you have one DiM please let us know how it goes:D

davemorton

I cant find it FF, so put the last ten mins of the call centre on

FunkyFeet

davemorton wrote: »

Furryfingered@hairyhands.co.uk

just spotted this!

Naughty DiM, manged to fit this in too whilst he was planning his colonic:p:D

Shortfatscotsbloke

davemorton wrote: »

Furryfingered@hairyhands.co.uk

I was thinking more like ladywiththelovelycheesies.co.uk, but unfortunately the chap with issues beat me to it..:)

Mildred1970

tbw wrote: »

I'm always begging my DH to pee on my compost heap ! I don't THINK any of the neighbours can overlook but he gets very nervous and reckons its affecting his 'stream'.

I wish it would affect OH's he loves peeing alfresco...he even taught DS to pee standing up against the wall (outside I hasten to add) a few weeks ago..which is ok but now he wants to stand up and pee in his potty indoors and his aim is random at best

David. wrote: »

Many many years ago when I was in hospital for a few nights they gave me one of those bottles to wee in :eek:
Desperate to go but no way was my brain going to allow me to go laying on my back ended up waiting till the coast was clear and me and the drip went for a walk to the loo.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh relief

I was in A&E with a collar on a few years ago after a car accident, I was desperate for a wee and the nurse gave me a cardboard hat :eek:. My face must have said it all because she brought me a commode shortly afterwards Oh such dignity.
Reminds me of the time when I was in stirrups after DS (TMI alert, look away now) and the world and his wife kept coming into the room, I wondered if I was in the corridor at one point it was so busy. Mind you I didn't really care much. Anyway moving on :o

Back to tales of wee/woe, my best friend was in hospital after major surgery, it was visiting time so much faff about drawing curtains, helped onto the commode by her husband, more faff, back to bed, nurse came to remove the commode and tipped the whole thing over :eek: :eek:The contents sloshed across the room towards the horrified visitors. The shame

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Just trying to think of relevant issues really..

5:2 is the topic of the day so 1. my oversized man breasty dumplings are in the public eye as are 2. the size of my buttocks.

Just looked at the TV listings and I missed Blackadder tonight, it was one of my faves, the one with the Bishop of Bath and Wells

FunkyFeet

*bullies Dotty some more*

Where ya at Dotster:D

David.

Right its no good I am too upset with all the nasty comments I will have to go to bed

Goodnight All :wave:


























Nothing to do with me needing more beauty sleep, its all Dumpies fault :rotfl:

FunkyFeet

Noooooooooooo, I am not done bullying you yet! Don't goooooooooooo!

Just joking...sleep well x x

David.

FunkyFeet wrote: »

*bullies Dotty some more*

Where ya at Dotster:D

Hiding .