Expert League In Thrifty Everyday (Situations)

FunkyFeet

SFSB- Make an email addy about me please:)

davemorton

FunkyFeet wrote: »

SFSB- Make an email addy about me please:)

Furryfingered@hairyhands.co.uk

sured

FunkyFeet wrote: »

SFSB- Make an email addy about me please:)

I want one too..presumptuous ginge that I am

David.

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Just trying to think of relevant issues really..

5:2 is the topic of the day so 1. my oversized man breasty dumplings are in the public eye as are 2. the size of my buttocks.

Dotty is happy to dish it out and equally happy to take it so 3. I have to have a pop at the waffly one.

DiM is just crazy so 4. has to be relevant.

I am a morbidly obese Jock, yet charming, lovely and extremely handsome, so 5. is defo relevant!

No you don't I will not sleep tonight Bullied

David.

davemorton wrote: »

I do think Dotty likes to flirt with Miss Pain now and again, I must say! :eek:

Dream on :rotfl:

FunkyFeet

Going to the gym, of course go if you feel up to it.

I went to the gym on the 4th fast day I did, so 2nd week of fasting- I went straight after a hearty breakfast, worked out for an hour, drank plenty of water, about 1litre.

Had carrot sticks, a strawberry muller light. a jelly, A green tea infused with lemon and then fell asleep and woke up near dinner time:rotfl:

Shortfatscotsbloke

davemorton wrote: »

I do think Dotty likes to flirt with Miss Pain now and again, I must say! :eek:

Now, now DiM, it wasn't me that mentioned M&S (or should that be S&M..lol) or even worse, the lifting of shirts..:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

David.

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Just trying to think of relevant issues really..

5:2 is the topic of the day so 1. my oversized man breasty dumplings are in the public eye as are 2. the size of my buttocks.

Dotty is happy to dish it out and equally happy to take it so 3. I have to have a pop at the waffly one.

DiM is just crazy so 4. has to be relevant.

I am a morbidly obese Jock, yet charming, lovely and extremely handsome, so 5. is defo relevant!

Well if that is the case you best stick to this sodding diet
Your kids need you and I would miss you just a smidgeon :cool:
Less fillers for you Dumpy

davemorton

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Now, now DiM, it wasn't me that mentioned M&S (or should that be S&M..lol) or even worse, the lifting of shirts..:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Of course it could not have been you, who would ever believe such a lovable figurehead of the community like your good self could start such viscous rumors!!!

FunkyFeet

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Just trying to think of relevant issues really..

5:2 is the topic of the day so 1. my oversized man breasty dumplings are in the public eye as are 2. the size of my buttocks.

Dotty is happy to dish it out and equally happy to take it so 3. I have to have a pop at the waffly one.

DiM is just crazy so 4. has to be relevant.

I am a morbidly obese Jock, yet charming, lovely and extremely handsome, so 5. is defo relevant!

love it:D
watched a documentary a while back and no one who is that big has the confidence to call themselves that:rotfl::rotfl: