OK - dog stroller ordered, now please advice on a sticker

hethmar

Hi guys, well, Ive just phoned and ordered a stroller for Ralph my disabled dog - it looks more like a pram than OH had hoped for but it is black rather than a bright colour and he reckons I shall have to walk 15 paces behind him when I use it - but hey

Anyways, to make it more acceptable in a jokey way for him (Im dreading the inevitable, "he has his father's nose" etc. jokes - Id like to find a sticker to put on the stroller - something which acknowledges we have a disabled dog on board and not a pampered child substitute - can anyone see anything amusing on line that I could get please?

Artytarty

Old Boy On Board?

Artytarty

Or from wheelchair site: Keep staring , I might do a trick!

Possibly rather rude actually.
Or,
Walking is so overrated!

aliasojo

hethmar wrote: »

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(Im dreading the inevitable, "he has his father's nose" etc. jokes -

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sorry.


Just had a quick google.....not the easiest thing to find is it? Most disabled stickers and such like refer to people rather than pets.

ljonski

"When i grow up i want to look just like my mother"

hethmar

It is hard - you would think a disabled pets site would have some funny ones wouldnt you - but zilcho.

I think making my own on line would cost a lot?

I wish they had the sort of wheelchair logo thing they have for people but with a dog on it - or would that be offensive. I dont know what we could put but something thats upfront, witty but not rude?? Is that possible.

liz545

How about this?
www.zazzle.co.uk/eddies_wheels_bumper_sticker-128941086771502279
You could try and mock up a similar kind of picture on your computer and print it out on sticker paper if you'd like something a bit more customised?

hethmar

Hi liz, Ive been fiddling with that earlier but Im not much cop at it

I was thinking of just getting a blank one and adding words.

Something that ISNT cute. I dont know, sort of

"Believe me, I am NOT cute" or
"Dont feel sorry for me, my owner is having to push this bloody embarassing thing"
or
"Not a pampered princess, but disabled hairy arsed misery aboard"

bizzybee

GBNI

bizzybee wrote: »

Love this idea! How sweet that your little dog will still be able to get out and about. I hope he enjoys his strolls!

hethmar

Thats a bit harsh isnt it

OH has just said to me that he thinks

"High Maintenance Disabled Dog" is more refined