I've not had sex in 7 years...

spiderkebab

joe14729 wrote: »

It,s what posh people keep their coal in

I haven,t had sex for three days, yesterday, today and tomorrow:)

took me a moment.....but actually belly laughed!

spiderkebab

an1179 wrote: »

It has gone viral !!!!! All over facebook You are famous

please tell me this is a joke?!?!?!?:eek: first ever required post for a face of horror!!!

spiderkebab

SailorSam wrote: »

Only 7 years. Aren't you lucky.

techspec wrote: »

Same here - i thought someone had opened a thread about me.

At least i know my secrets still safe.

Doh! :rotfl:

OH NO!! looks like I have opened a little compers confessional ha ha!

Just got in after being out for dinner and loving all the replies having a proper old giggle reading them all XX

Livewire

Well it would certainly be a very good advert for a matchmaking company, if they held a 'win a boyfriend' competition. Would get everyone talking about them if they were successful. If people can successfully offer divorces as prizes I have come to the conclusion that anything is possible when it comes to comping! :rotfl:

neverlikedpeas

This seems a suitable place to post.I didn't know what films I was entering for but I won a bit of porno this week.Thanks Laks for the Radley Metzger competition

spiderkebab

neverlikedpeas wrote: »

This seems a suitable place to post.I didn't know what films I was entering for but I won a bit of porno this week.Thanks Laks for the Radley Metzger competition

How inappropriate to post to the lady (and I am a lady) who hasn't had sex for 7 years that you won some !!!!!!!!!! No, neverlikedpeas, no, this is not a suitable place to post!!


PS. Pm'd you with my address, send it first class tomorrow I should get it by Saturday!! ha ha!

compsalex

spiderkebab wrote: »

sorry, just thought I'd put not winning anything for a while into context for those posters worried about doing something wrong!!

and hopefully raise a few smiles

will delete if offends!

If you ever see one of these clusters on my posts :j :beer::T then you know "tonight's the night!!"

XX

Could possibly accommodate you but you may wish to arm yourself with a barge pole

gerimc

oh dear dear, I haven't laughed so much in ages. Any way Kebab even when you are married you go for years without it so looks like you may have to befriend a little rabbit called roger? :rotfl: lol xxxx

an1179

https://twitter.com/Ann_Summers/status/327482190357217280

Quick

Ann Summers ‏@Ann_Summers
RT to win some truly pleasurable O Team toys as part of #NationalPleasureWeek -

spiderkebab

gerimc wrote: »

oh dear dear, I haven't laughed so much in ages. Any way Kebab even when you are married you go for years without it so looks like you may have to befriend a little rabbit called roger? :rotfl: lol xxxx

Oh my goodness Gerimc, I wore Roger out a LONNNNNNNGGGGGG time ago! but thank you! nice to know my little post got such a great reaction, nothing better than a belly laugh when reading a post

an1179 wrote: »

https://twitter.com/Ann_Summers/status/327482190357217280

Quick

Ann Summers ‏@Ann_Summers
RT to win some truly pleasurable O Team toys as part of #NationalPleasureWeek -

ann1179, Definitely retweeted ha ha!!

compsalex wrote: »

Could possibly accommodate you but you may wish to arm yourself with a barge pole

Now then CompsAlex I appreciate your suggestion but think I will just go with retweeting the above for now, a barge pole might just ruin me for good ha ha !

xx

:money: just put martins spinning head in for good measure!