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I've not had sex in 7 years...
spiderkebab
Posts: 211 Forumite
sorry, just thought I'd put not winning anything for a while into context for those posters worried about doing something wrong!!
and hopefully raise a few smiles
will delete if offends!
If you ever see one of these clusters on my posts :j :beer::T then you know "tonight's the night!!"
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and hopefully raise a few smiles
will delete if offends!
If you ever see one of these clusters on my posts :j :beer::T then you know "tonight's the night!!"
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Are you by any chance a black widow spider kebab? If so that might be the problem, we all know what she does to her mate after sex...:eek:I am brave, I am bruised
I am who I'm meant to be
I'm not scared to be seen
I make no apology
THIS IS ME!
When you talk down to others it says more about you than them.0 -
......ahhhh (Large penny Drops) you may have a point Blulu , isn't the obvious always staring you in the face, or maybe I did and I just ate them after, damn you forced evolutionary habit, that's why they never call back!!!!0
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Just about choked on my cup of tea! :rotfl:Mar Wins :- £2 GfK Media
Best Win of 2019 - Forest Holiday
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ooh sorry Shiels6! didn't mean for anyone to cause themselves an injury, hope you ok?? did want to add "martin lewis spinning head" on my cluster but thought that was going a tad too far!0
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:eek::rotfl:certainly woke me up
:rotfl: please be a responsible pet owner & spay/neuter your pets, too many strays & not enough homes for them sadly.
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If you possess a white stick,labrador and dark glasses or have recently won a paper bag then drop us a pm.0
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really disappointed, I've been comping for years now and not once have I seen a competition for a husband, very frustrating, I feel like giving up, does anybody know how long I will have to wait?
sorry sidsnot, I have not of the above I'm afriad0 -
LMAO Nearly choked on my coffee too, but very funnyMAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOUR0
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ha ha.. If you want to be married, I will give you my ex husbands number..you wont thank me though!0
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Only 7 years. Aren't you lucky.Liverpool is one of the wonders of Britain,
What it may grow to in time, I know not what.
Daniel Defoe: 1725.
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