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I've not had sex in 7 years...

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  • Blulu
    Blulu Posts: 7,855 Forumite
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    spiderkebab wrote: »
    really disappointed, I've been comping for years now and not once have I seen a competition for a husband, very frustrating, I feel like giving up, does anybody know how long I will have to wait?

    sorry sidsnot, I have not of the above I'm afriad

    I did once see a comp (here on MSE) to win a date with a "gorgeous hunk" - for real. No, I didn't enter it - anyone else remember that one?

    But don't be too sad SK, the sex part is VERY over-rated, and is comes with all sorts of small print that most of us don't realise until it's too late, including the dreaded: I can't find my keys/socks/wallet/brain, etc. Don't get me started... Besides, if you make it to ten years, I'm pretty sure you're legally allowed to call yourself a virgin again :j
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  • LadyMorticia
    LadyMorticia Posts: 19,899 Forumite
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    Sex is overrated. :D At least you don't have anyone to please or have to explain yourself when you're 'not in the mood'. :D
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  • compsalex
    compsalex Posts: 770 Forumite
    What's sex?
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  • joe14729
    joe14729 Posts: 1,243 Forumite
    compsalex wrote: »
    What's sex?

    It,s what posh people keep their coal in

    I haven,t had sex for three days, yesterday, today and tomorrow:)
    I,m so stupid that I forgot the mnemonic
  • an1179
    an1179 Posts: 1,848 Forumite
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    It has gone viral !!!!! All over facebook You are famous :)
  • Blulu
    Blulu Posts: 7,855 Forumite
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    an1179 wrote: »
    It has gone viral !!!!! All over facebook You are famous :)

    Viral? Does that count as sexually transmitted disease?
    I am brave, I am bruised
    I am who I'm meant to be
    I'm not scared to be seen
    I make no apology
    THIS IS ME!


    When you talk down to others it says more about you than them.
  • compsalex
    compsalex Posts: 770 Forumite
    Blulu wrote: »
    Viral? Does that count as sexually transmitted disease?

    Not if you haven't had sex for 7 years !!
    2014 Losses - Front Door Key, Premier League, Luis Suarez
  • Blulu
    Blulu Posts: 7,855 Forumite
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    It still could be an STD: a selibate (sic) transmitted disease :D
    I am brave, I am bruised
    I am who I'm meant to be
    I'm not scared to be seen
    I make no apology
    THIS IS ME!


    When you talk down to others it says more about you than them.
  • elsien
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    spiderkebab wrote: »
    really disappointed, I've been comping for years now and not once have I seen a competition for a husband, very frustrating, I feel like giving up, does anybody know how long I will have to wait?

    Have you tried ebay? There's sometimes one or two being given away on there. Generally not exactly prime specimens, so it depends how desperate you are.
    All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well.

    Pedant alert - it's could have, not could of.
  • techspec
    techspec Posts: 4,464 Forumite
    sheils6 wrote: »
    Just about choked on my cup of tea! :rotfl:

    Same here - i thought someone had opened a thread about me.

    At least i know my secrets still safe.

    Doh! :rotfl:
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