Seller phrases that annoy the hell out of you?

onetwothree123

I just thought of something when it's approaching Xmas, Easter, valentines day , mothers day (you name it) someone has headlined IDEAL "INSERT SEASONAL CELEBRATION* GIFT , someones sat with a rubbish item, and it's gathering dust so in order to try and punt it they make out it would be just the job for that person who has everything , they really need this..... used blouse freshly laundered.....as their present from you!!

LittleMax

freddysmith wrote: »

Bargain at 99p

but auction style with 9 days and 23 hours to go

Agree ^^ and they always finish off with ... 'so grab yourself a bargain!'

dotchas

I hate how almost anything can be described as "sexy" even a plain t-shirt etc

Amber_Sunshine

porto_bello wrote: »

Seeing "WOW!" and/or "LOOK!" in the item title or at the beginning of the description is just about the biggest turn off that makes me want to look elsewhere!

Don't you mean L@@K?

plumface

onetwothree123 wrote: »

Wish that people who smoke would admit it on their wording and warn non-smokers. Smells become ingrained and it permeates through not only fabric, leather goods but also things like electronic items, book pages , etc.

If I had been told on the wording in advance something friendly like " Hi I'm a smoker so please bear this in mind before bidding" I could have the choice to body swerve their items, and not have their stale cigs scent foisted on me.

And also people with furry friends, why not add "I own several cats with black fur and I can guarantee their hairs will be stuck to every conceivable part of your item upon arrival ,just a heads up if you have a tendency to feline induced anaphylaxis "

I bet you are are fun at parties!

zerog

LittleMax wrote: »

Agree ^^ and they always finish off with ... 'so grab yourself a bargain!'

I once found a seller who puts the start price into the auction title.

shark_DB

shabby chic it the one that I find most annoying as it's generally some old tat found at the back of a shed
shabby chic=shabby s**te

LittleMax

zerog wrote: »

I once found a seller who puts the start price into the auction title.

lol ... oh yes, that's it ...

99p start price, no reserve, so grab yourself a bargain.

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