O/S Daily Saturday 13 April 2013

Molly41

Especially for Hester


FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) - By Pam Ayres of course..

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey

forever_saving

Good morning all,
Sunny here this morning. Washing is out on the line. More going round in the machine.
nmlc, i hope you enjoy your evening at your Mums x
Welcome Jacksmummy :wave:
Need to get some baking done today as the tins are empty. Everywhere needs a quick dust and a hoover. It doesn't take too long to have a quick whizz through. I have a pile of ironing to do so will get that done and put away.
Tea tonight is chicken curry. Hubby and one dd like their curry with jacket potato and other dd and myself have rice.
I hope everyone has a good day and hugs to those who need them.
FS x

Time_to_face_the_music

Good morning everyone

Weather is lovely here at the moment but am not convinced it will last, so the overnight washing is on the line and being carefully watched.

Have just had a really good laugh so thanks to Molly's poem and Halight's manly veg :rotfl:

Need to go and shop and tidy around for DD, I want her resting up and not trying to do stuff. Will take GDD with me or else drop her off at the swimming pool, where she is happy to stay until she resembles a prune!

I need to go and search the fridge to see what should have been eaten over the last few days and wasn't due to hospital duties. I am sure I can make something for dinner with an odd selection of ingredients, have done it before and will tonight!

Welcome to Jacksmummy - this is a lovely, friendly, supportive thread. You will like it here.

I feel so much better for the first decent sleep in days and now I must get moving.

Well wishes for all sick people and pets and hugs for those who need them or just want them. Keep well, warm and safe and have a super day

sistercas

halight wrote: »

On your way out of the house, Run though the dining room, Banging pots and pans, And slam the front door behind you!

Go on you will enjoy it!, :j:j:D

dont think even that would wake DD2 :rotfl:

Tenyearstogo wrote: »

None of those feminine vegetables for Halight.

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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

molly loved the poem even if it did make me cringe while reading it :eek:;)

sistercas

welcome jacksmummy :wave:

halight

Molly

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

camelot1001

Morning All

nmlc - Good for you, enjoy your evening.
Molly - That made me giggle!
Halight - Man Up!!!

Went swimming yesterday and then to CostcO to stock up on meat. The freezer is now full of little bags of portioned mince, chicken breasts, a huge gammon joint that I cut into 4 and a side of salmon all sliced up. That will do us for a good few months.

Came home, DD lit the fire and the chimney went on fire AGAIN! :eek:Had to call the fire service but luckily it was a different crew to last time. I have phoned the company who put the liner, etc in but there wasn't really anyone there to help on a friday afternoon so will wait for them to call. The builder who used them to put it in is coming in a mo to have a look and then he will phone. He wont miss and hit the wall!!

The noise was quite deafening, I thought a helicopter was landing right outside the door but it was the roar of the chimney. I have every respect for the fire service, they were quick and efficient again and don't leave until they are sure that all is safe. They do like a cup of tea though!!

Anyway, managed to cook sausages and veg for tea and had to go out for a big bar of chocolate which was swiftly de-cluttered.

Washing on the airers as it is very damp outside, still waiting for the hoover part to come so that will have to stay messy for now.

Have a good weekend, take care. XX

redruby

Morning all,

Beautiful day here, a bit cold, but the sin is shining, which makes you feel good :T, got OH manky work clothes in the wm and another load to go in after, will get both on the line today.

Going to drop dd at work this morning, then home for a quick tidy round, I will go and see my dad at lunchtime, then out with the dog before collecting dd again early evening.

Dinner will be some kind of chicken noodles with stir fry veg, and it Dr Who tonight :T:T:T

May get the lawn done today if its dry enough.

NMLC I dont think you sound selfish at all, I think its brilliant that you are standing up for yourself xx

Welcome jacksmummy xx

Right better get on, have good days all xx

Jacksmummy-1979

Well SC is on with the turkey leg in.. The date on the packaging was Jan 2012 will it be ok? I dare not DH cos he will make me throw it away .. lol x

BM & WM are on, kichen has been tidied, chilli has been prepared , DH is letting the chickens out so I'm having a lovely cuppa before I start cleaning the living room.

Thank you all for the warm welcome - think I'm gonna like it here x

camelot1001

Welcome Jackmummy, yes I think you are gonna like it here!!

The turkey leg will be fine, I keep stuff in the freezer for far longer than it says on the packaging and it has always been fine.