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  • VanMan2007
    VanMan2007 Posts: 400 Forumite
    Valli wrote: »
    LOL - I remember

    This is the tale of Billy Bloggs
    Alas he is no more
    for what he thought was H20
    Was H2SO4

    anyway thanks for the update OP

    Valli and GDVS: I wonder if they teach the kids anything today they will remember 24 years later? #owdfogeyclub :rotfl:

    I'll be the first member! :rotfl:
  • All this talk of bog cleaner reminds me of an anecdote from many many years ago.

    My mum was a nursing auxiliary in our local A&E and they had a poor chap come in with severe burns to his nether region.

    Turns out that he had followed his usual morning ablution routine of sitting on the "throne", reading his morning paper and having a fag.

    He was unaware that his missus had put a load of bog cleaner down the pan the night before.

    All was well until he dropped his fag down between his legs and he almost did literally "kiss his bits goodbye".

    I don't know why, but as a 10 year old, I found this very funny!!!!

    :rotfl:

    So beware!!!!
  • VanMan2007
    VanMan2007 Posts: 400 Forumite
    All this talk of bog cleaner reminds me of an anecdote from many many years ago.

    My mum was a nursing auxiliary in our local A&E and they had a poor chap come in with severe burns to his nether region.

    Turns out that he had followed his usual morning ablution routine of sitting on the "throne", reading his morning paper and having a fag.

    He was unaware that his missus had put a load of bog cleaner down the pan the night before.

    All was well until he dropped his fag down between his legs and he almost did literally "kiss his bits goodbye".

    I don't know why, but as a 10 year old, I found this very funny!!!!

    :rotfl:

    So beware!!!!

    Non-smoker. My mate said that his missus had put cleaner in the bowl, unknown to him, and he said the splash had a little sting to it!
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