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Thick limescale in toilet bowl
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LOL - I remember
This is the tale of Billy Bloggs
Alas he is no more
for what he thought was H20
Was H2SO4
anyway thanks for the update OP
Valli and GDVS: I wonder if they teach the kids anything today they will remember 24 years later? #owdfogeyclub :rotfl:
I'll be the first member! :rotfl:0 -
All this talk of bog cleaner reminds me of an anecdote from many many years ago.
My mum was a nursing auxiliary in our local A&E and they had a poor chap come in with severe burns to his nether region.
Turns out that he had followed his usual morning ablution routine of sitting on the "throne", reading his morning paper and having a fag.
He was unaware that his missus had put a load of bog cleaner down the pan the night before.
All was well until he dropped his fag down between his legs and he almost did literally "kiss his bits goodbye".
I don't know why, but as a 10 year old, I found this very funny!!!!
:rotfl:
So beware!!!!0 -
philbostavros wrote: »All this talk of bog cleaner reminds me of an anecdote from many many years ago.
My mum was a nursing auxiliary in our local A&E and they had a poor chap come in with severe burns to his nether region.
Turns out that he had followed his usual morning ablution routine of sitting on the "throne", reading his morning paper and having a fag.
He was unaware that his missus had put a load of bog cleaner down the pan the night before.
All was well until he dropped his fag down between his legs and he almost did literally "kiss his bits goodbye".
I don't know why, but as a 10 year old, I found this very funny!!!!
:rotfl:
So beware!!!!
Non-smoker. My mate said that his missus had put cleaner in the bowl, unknown to him, and he said the splash had a little sting to it!0
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