Farting in a small office

Daedalus

I work in a rather large office and never smelt a fart, weird.

Personally I would complain if there was an air fresher around, I can't stand those sort of smells. I hate when the girls use body spray in the office, go to the bathroom.

Jules2012

Buy a horn, every time one of them fart. Honk honk, right next to them.

AP007

Jules2012 wrote: »

Buy a horn, every time one of them fart. Honk honk, right next to them.

And say there is a bit of a 'honk' in here

306chris

Be careful what you spary in an office. I used to work in one and their was a lady who used to cover herself in a right horrible perfume (one by Britney Spears) and at times it was that bad that my eyes used to water and I'd have breathing problems (I do have Asthma) I was sat a good 15ft away from her as well.

I am quite sensitive to stuff like that for instance in Cheser they had a shop called Lush that sells homemade soaps and other stuff and I can't walk past it with out my eyes stinging and watering, makes me look like I've been crying my eyes out, not the best look for a six foot bloke.

LAMoore

Considering I only work with one other person in my office, it would be very obvious as to who had performed the crime...!

JulieElizabeth

Farts are like children

You can just about tolerate your own

Achtung_Baby

I know the feeling! I work in a small department with some curry lovers but the boss says we can't spray anything due to health + safety...

maninthestreet

May I suggest a gas mask?

tyllwyd

I can't really see that an air freshener would do much if the farting is that bad - all you'd get is fart-filled air plus air freshener which to me would be worse.

Does the office have opening windows? Or are you allowed fans? Maybe you could request to sit next to a window.

If it is as bad as you describe, I'm really surprised that management don't see it as a problem.

J4k

Hi Cookiee,

I take it no one has ever treat you to a "Dutch Oven"??

Get four Large pedestal oscillating Fans, Strategically placed around your enviroment.

Lubs

J4k