Ignorant, inconsiderate and arrogant!

red_eye

forgotmyname wrote: »

I have a wheelbrace in the boot that helps move cars that block me in.

Pop the window, Release the handbrake and roll it away.

nah just bounce the back of the car round, sometimes if your lucky you can get it between to bits of street furniture.

flang

I bet this was in Asda :)
Made me day this

Heycock

With some people, the only thing that works is a threat of violence. Followed up with an act of "accidental" violence. Oh, I'm so sorry. I turned round suddenly, carelessly I admit, and my elbow caught your nose. Civil matter. Sue me. Yes, my name is Mickey mouse.

andygb

Heycock wrote: »

With some people, the only thing that works is a threat of violence. Followed up with an act of "accidental" violence. Oh, I'm so sorry. I turned round suddenly, carelessly I admit, and my elbow caught your nose. Civil matter. Sue me. Yes, my name is Mickey mouse.

Exactly, the first incident of violence was by the nasty chav female against me - totally uncalled for, but she was obviously in a bad mood, or maybe she always behaves like that.;)

Portly_Pig

andygb wrote: »

Exactly, the first incident of violence was by the nasty chav female against me - totally uncalled for, but she was obviously in a bad mood, or maybe she always behaves like that.;)

And do you threaten females on a regular basis?

Mrs_Imp

andygb, it sounds like you need to visit this site next time:
http://youparklikeac*nt.com/

Heycock

Portly_Pig wrote: »

And do you threaten females on a regular basis?

A smack in the mouth knows no gender. Is it deserved. Yes or no?

atrixblue.-MFR-.

i havent read the rest of the thread becuase i know where it was heading after the first page of comments, but it reminded me of a situation i faced (being blocked in in a car park), my wifes cousin had been released on license from prison (repeated motoring and failure to pay fines offences) it was his birthday and his he had settled down in life with a GF he was curfewed to 8pm when he had to check in with his tag on the machine at home, i got to my car and found i was blocked in by a old mk1 astra it was the barmans car so i had run in and asked politely could he move his car and park in my space, he told me to fek off i could wait till his shift was over at 1am, i told him to he was illegally parked on council property and ill simply call to have his car towed, he replied, fek off, its the clubs private carpark and i should not have parked there he blocked me in because i was in HIS space and nowhere else to park, i simply replied ok you P***k you think that, ill move it myself, walked away and left him puzzled faced, i returned to the carpark, 3 of the boys lifted the rear end and put the car on nearby white zigzags while several people stood by and laughed, i pulled out drove down the road and told a passing copper there was a car up the road parked on white zigs who he could kindly slap a 3 points on and a £60 fine, i got my wifes cousen at the house with seconds to spare, and took a trip back to see if the copper had stopped as wifes cousen lived about a mile and half away, i rolled past to see the red faced mouthy git of a barman being handed a ticket by nice mr policeman.

redux

andygb wrote: »

In hindsight I was perhaps a little OTT - perhaps if she hadn't barged past me in the first place I may have acted differently.
I still cannot believe that someone would park in the access road to a car park, knowing that there were cars parked in there (they were quite visible), blocking anyone from entering or worse still in this case leaving.

I've seen a whole motorway services on the Austrian German border snarled up, all because some Greek lorry driver did randomly stop in the aisles just in the beginning of the lorry park without selecting himself a space.

Lorries were building up behind it, and also blocking the way in for cars, and nothing moving for about 10 minutes.

Eventually I got out and went down the line to see what the bloke was doing, and he wasn't in his cab or anywhere nearby. I swung the cab door shut, and then he appeared from a gap between two lorries and attacked me.

I turned to face him, said get out of the way, and he shoved me a number of times in the chest. I didn't want to get knocked over and then kicked while on the ground, and later be found crushed with a lorry mysteriously backed over me, so I had to brace myself and lean into the blows, saying a couple more times get out of the way, look at all the queue you've caused. And knowing there was a fair chance he didn't understand a word I was saying and might be guessing I was swearing at him.

Two other lorry drivers were passing, and took no notice of us.

Eventually he gave up and I retreated to my car, and had to be rather assertive to be let across the line of lorries when the bloke eventually did move.

I filled up with fuel and went in the shop to pay, hoping I wouldn't see him again.

Then I went to the toilet, and as I stood at the urinal my legs started shaking uncontrollably.

I wondered whether to call the police, but as it was about 1 am, I reckoned giving a statement would waste at least a couple of hours.

As I drove out, there were queues on the slip roads on both sides, already involving about 100 vehicles even at that time of night, and 3 or 4 police cars had arrived with blue lights on.

My ribs were sore for 2 or 3 weeks.

So next time just don't get involved with these idiots.

andygb

Portly_Pig wrote: »

And do you threaten females on a regular basis?

I cannot remember being assaulted - EVER - by a female before, so it has NEVER been necessary.

You seem to be under the impression that I am some kind of "woman hater", when in fact the opposite is true.


Anyway, I think that you are probably just a troll who doesn't think things over well.