If I want a DFW party, afternoon tea, or brunch I'll have one or join in one.

Burlesque_Babe

well, I've been very naughty. My dinner is a la takeaway. And it's on its way.

Chicken ball anyone?

I just needed to have a bit of a pamper evening. Some plans for a day out have fallen through i've got to go back to my old work for the first stage of the grievance I put in when I got made redundant :eek: my OH had to get up at 5 this morning to go to Gloucester for a couple of days so I had a broken nights sleep again :mad: and everyone at my old work wants me to go out on my birthday at the end of the week for a 'stuff yourself with Chinese until you are sick buffet for £10' and I just can't be 'bothered'

ah well, the Georgian 'Old Tbilisi' is going down quite well with some of the freeby re-useable gel ice cubes in it I got from the £5 discount John Lewis code that did the rounds the other day!

postingalwaysposting

make way!!! :rotfl: i am here haha, making myself comfy... just got in (well 1 hour ago) from work and had a right hard day... so i am only just having tea... sausage sandwiches (not part of my diet) opps and my usual litre of water :rotfl: nice to see the threads back tinker, should really be heading for bed soon ~ i was up at 5.30am but what the hell, having too much fun here :rotfl:

Burlesque_Babe

something to have a giggle at -what is your sentence:

Mine is

I jumped on a Smurf because my family think I'm stupid anyway


Pick the month you were born:
January..... I kicked
February... I loved
March....... I karate chopped
April......... I licked
May.......... I jumped on
June......... I smelled
July.......... I did the Macarena With
August...... I had lunch with
September. I danced with
October..... I sang to
November. I yelled at
December.. I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1............. a birdbath
2............. a monster
3............. a phone
4............. a fork
5............. a snowman
6............. a gangster
7............. my cell phone
8............. my dog
9............. my best friends' boyfriend
10............ my neighbor
11............ my science teacher
12............ a banana
13............ a fireman
14............ a stuffed animal
15............ a goat
16............ a pickle
17............ your mom
18............ a spoon
19............ a Smurf
20............ a baseball bat
21............ a ninja
22............ Chuck Norris
23............ a noodle
24............ a squirrel
25............ a football player
26............ my sister
27............ my brother
28............ an iPod
29............ a surfer
30............ a llama
31............ a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White...... because I'm cool like that
Black....... because that's how I roll.
Pink......... because I'm NOT crazy.
Red......... because the voices told me to.
Blue......... because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green...... because I think I need some serious help.
Purple ..... because I'm AWESOME!
Gray........ because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow..... because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange .... because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown..... because I can.
Other....... because I'm a Ninja!
None....... because I can't control myself.

postingalwaysposting

I ran over a homeless guy because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

tigtag02

too funny

I ran over a homeless guy because I think I need some serious help

(many may agree )

tigtag02

pap - we share a b'day

postingalwaysposting

tigtag02 wrote: »

too funny

I ran over a homeless guy because I think I need some serious help

(many may agree )

ohh tigtag we have the same birthday :T

Dithering_Dad

I ran over a homeless guy because the voices told me to

postingalwaysposting

snap :rotfl:

Burlesque_Babe

tigtag - that made me REALLY laugh (and it probably shouldn't have done!) It was the 'need help' bit!