Dooyoo 2013

Tolteca87

Could be worse. It could be the bog roll reviews.

miwa

Or sanitary towels/panty liners/tampon reviews -always a few gems in there. Condom reviews have some interesting phrasing as well.

azana_2

I read all the toy ones. I dread summer and bubbles becoming strangely popular

themstarrynights

i'm pretty sure the only time people review things like paper plates/balloons etc is when they are at level 1 lol, I know it's the only time I would ever write it!

fed up of that category.. hope it's not there for long!

miwa

Paper plates remind me of funerals - the kind of disposable existence we all truly live. The entire existentialist movement could be summed up in a concise paper plate review: formed of pulp, becomes soggy easily, stained by sausage rolls, off to be buried in the ground.

miwa

themstarrynights wrote: »

i'm pretty sure the only time people review things like paper plates/balloons etc is when they are at level 1 lol, I know it's the only time I would ever write it!

fed up of that category.. hope it's not there for long!

I think people do when they move house and are too lazy to buy real plates... I'm not joking, I have read at least 4 paper plate reviews today who said that exact thing.

themstarrynights

haha i've already done the paper plate review some time ago need to find something else to waffle about!

spiritwood

miwa wrote: »

Paper plates remind me of funerals - the kind of disposable existence we all truly live. The entire existentialist movement could be summed up in a concise paper plate review: formed of pulp, becomes soggy easily, stained by sausage rolls, off to be buried in the ground.

i have found something that is right up your (and ken fisher's) street:

http://members.dooyoo.co.uk/house-misc/blood-bath-mat/

Cornish1979

:eek: didn't know they had a food section, more importantly a chocolate section ...

That's me sorted then , will of course have to buy the products and eat as I review :j just so I can be as informative and honest as possible :rotfl:

Tolteca87

I did that last night with some delicious M&S Jaffa Cakes:)