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Habibiboo

Alchemilla wrote: »

Habi share it. Share it. Share it.

:wave:

Ok, apologies to the faint hearted but I'm guessing A's thread is like her classroom: if she says do it, you just gotta do it ...

So, English teacher type joke:

Grammar: the difference between knowing your sh*t and knowing you're sh*t!

Happy Friday m'dear, you've earned it!

edinburgher

Secret_Saving_Squirrel wrote: »

Here is an English teacher's joke for Ed.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?
He was up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Ahahaha - love it! :rotfl:

Radish72

A sad joke from me

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

earthgirl

£500 gross is great.

Can't volunteer any French teacher jokes, but I do have some cracking notes from parents that I've collected over the years....

Alchemilla

Fantastic jokes. I want to murder my line manager. What do I need to do to plead diminished responsibility??

Never mind its Friday

£1.60 more stress eating. Alcohol free day #6..

Alchemilla

Sorry Floppy. You asked a question about a horseyplops. We cant really afford it and I dont feel like I deserve to ride because im too fat. Bleurgh.

Alchemilla

Habibiboo wrote: »

Ok, apologies to the faint hearted but I'm guessing A's thread is like her classroom: if she says do it, you just gotta do it ...

More like if she says do it you spent half an hour doing a kevin the teenager impression!!

£12 spent in superdrug.

Habibiboo

Alchemilla wrote: »

More like if she says do it you spent half an hour doing a kevin the teenager impression!!

Oh dear, time of year for that, definitely!

Alchemilla wrote: »

Fantastic jokes. I want to murder my line manager. What do I need to do to plead diminished responsibility??

I'm thinking of the Blackadder attempt: pants on head and pencil up each nostril? Sounds like your day was the same as Mr Hbbb's yesterday . (hugs)

Never mind its Friday

£1.60 more stress eating. Alcohol free day #6..

^^^ you're doing so well with the no alcohol! ^^^

Hope you get some proper chill time this weekend A x

Alchemilla

Thanks Habi for the support.
He actually rooted through the bin to see if I was lying about something. I wasnt.

Watty1

Alchemilla wrote: »

Sorry Floppy. You asked a question about a horseyplops. We cant really afford it and I dont feel like I deserve to ride because im too fat. Bleurgh.

Hmmm..... take up driving??? When I'm old - and I'm mean older than now I'm going to do that. I can't decide if I shall get a pony and cart and drive to the local pub or two shetlands and take up scurry racing. That looks terrifying but maybe when I'm old I wont care :rotfl:


Sorry about line manager - maybe take up scurry racing now and offer to take him out with you? If he were then to fall out of that tiny trap and get run over you would not have to plead anything as everyone knows accidents happen and you were being nice??? :A