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Alchemausterity
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Love the copper nitrate !!Made it to mortgage free but what a muddle that became
In the event the proverbial hits the fan then co-habitees are better stashing their cash than being mortgage free !!0 -
Alchemilla wrote: »Its a chemistry joke.
Copper nitrate.
:wave:
No wonder I couldn't get it, Chemistry's lost on me!
Love the word play though! :rotfl:Stash busting 2014 45 / 60 (balls of yarn)!
2014 Sealed Pot #2136 ?/£500
House: Decluttering 322 / 365
Original mortgage [STRIKE]£149,000[/STRIKE][STRIKE]£117,750[/STRIKE];[STRIKE]£112,500[/STRIKE] MFW 2014#69 GOAL 1: [STRIKE]£109 K April[/STRIKE]GOAL 2: [STRIKE]£103 K by Sept[/STRIKE]
GOAL 3: < £100k by end of 2014 MF goal: Nov 2020 - 4 years early
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Here is an English teacher's joke for Ed.
Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?
He was up all night wondering if there was a dog.Paid off mortgage nine years early in 2013. Now picking and choosing our work to fit in with the rest of our lives!
Still thrifty though, after all these years:D0 -
I'm just groaning at all the jokes - but they are funny:rotfl:Early retired - 18th December 2014
If your dreams don't scare you, they're not big enough0 -
Great English joke.
Ruined my fiscal fast. £2. Stress eating.
Alcohol free day #5. Going for all of June.
Parents evening. All very charming. Moderation mostly complete. Need to fill in my expenses now.
DH £54 petrol.
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Well done with the moderation! Massive job, hope its a good earner.15/5/12 Paid off Mortgage 1 (£220k) Bought Dream House:www: Dec 13 - Mortage 2 -£116,508. 15/7/18 Mortgage Free Again :j
Progress not Perfection0 -
Secret_Saving_Squirrel wrote: »Here is an English teacher's joke for Ed.
Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?
He was up all night wondering if there was a dog.
:wave:
Loving it ... my fave English teaching joke was slightly different to that and definitely not one for the kids! I'd share but don't want to lower the tone on your thread A!Stash busting 2014 45 / 60 (balls of yarn)!
2014 Sealed Pot #2136 ?/£500
House: Decluttering 322 / 365
Original mortgage [STRIKE]£149,000[/STRIKE][STRIKE]£117,750[/STRIKE];[STRIKE]£112,500[/STRIKE] MFW 2014#69 GOAL 1: [STRIKE]£109 K April[/STRIKE]GOAL 2: [STRIKE]£103 K by Sept[/STRIKE]
GOAL 3: < £100k by end of 2014 MF goal: Nov 2020 - 4 years early
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Secret_Saving_Squirrel wrote: »Here is an English teacher's joke for Ed.
Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?
He was up all night wondering if there was a dog.
The Tilly clan are in fits of laughter now - thanks Squirrel x x x2004 £387k 29 years - MF March 2033:eek:
2011 £309k 10 years - MF March 2021.
Achieved Goal: 28/08/15 :j0 -
Habi share it. Share it. Share it.0
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Earthie Bout £500 gross so not massive but better than a poke in the eye!0
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