Trying for a Baby Part 9

TeamLowe

because i love you ladies, i will share with you my favourite ever joke...

Why do elephants have big ears?


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Cos Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Judge me all you like for my pap sense of humour, but it makes me laugh every time! x x

picklekin

BTW, did people pick a giant jaffa cake on purpose? Where I grew up a "Jaffa" was a name for infertile men (seedless!) :rotfl:

picklekin

*giggles*

Ok...

Whats brown and sticky?



A stick!

claire16c

http://www.thealphaparent.com/2011/07/you-know-youre-trying-to-conceive-when.html?m=1

Why is the 2ww 2 weeks? It would be so much better for it to be 1 week then you could just get on with the next cycle!

I'm gonna go read the instructions for the cb monitor today. I'm planning what I can buy with the £50 vouchers if it doesn't happen next month - I'm thinking a crop top or something as equally unwearable when pregnant!!

Birdie85

Oh good Lord, that list is scarily true Claire! What's the pink thing at #119 though?! I've had so many weird looks when buying tampons and HPTs at the same time too... and once even a pitying smile!

You should use the £50 to buy some really crazy shoes that will be too high and too tight to wear once knocked up!

TeamLowe

1. When you find ways to secretly touch your breasts in public to see if they’re sore.
2. When your breasts ARE sore but not because of your hormones but because you have been squishing them like play dough.
3. When you touch your breasts more than your OH does.

All the fricking time!! lol

BabyMad

Great list Claire,thanks for sharing!!

:cheesy:

All quiet here, just in the 2ww and got to wait until next Saturday...................

thriftylass

BabyMad wrote: »

All quiet here, just in the 2ww and got to wait until next Saturday...................

Me too. AF was always 2 days early recently so instead of Monday the 20th I also wait for Saturday the 18th.

Fingers crossed x

good_vibes

Hi all, Hope your all well,
CD 2 here. Still lurking.
It keeps me sane. My mum is trying to get me to see my cousin's 4 month old next week (second kid in 2 years). Don't think I can face it. She was 5 months preg and was telling me to relax and it would happen. Most likely to get the same sort of stuff said again. I would lose it if she said that again while bouncing baby on her knee.
Am fine with my friend's baby.

FS appointment early June. Test results and then maybe clomid.
Thank you for doing lists Becca

becca0417

Loving all the jokes they've made me laugh this morning!