Breaking wind in public. Do you or don't you?

Gloomendoom

lollipopsarah wrote: »

as for airborne particles, wouldn't they be trapped in your underwear?
xx

Not if you have a habit of farting in bed and then pulling the covers over your other half's head.

Bitsy_Beans

amus wrote: »

I've been quite lucky in that my body has evacuated itself in the early stages of labour, but my mum went in with her friend who had been on the vindaloos the night before trying to kick start labour, well you can imagine...

Ewwwww :eek:
Sadly being induced my body didnt evacuate what it ought to have but I am really glad I didn't resort to a vindaloo :eek:

MentalMinnie

kelfen wrote: »

I'm sorry but this thread has me in gales of laughter. I'm a VERY immature 29 year old lady and I find farts hilarious.

Hahaha!! Me too! my husband and i have farting competitions, and i normally end up in fits of giggles!! :rotfl:

Robin_TBW

Women don't fart. STOP IT!

It doesn't happen. What is it with you guys trying to ruin my belief system?

Calien27

This thread reminded me of a family holiday when I was around 10 or 11, we were in Cornwall, my mum and myself were standing by some railings watching the seagulls (exciting, I know lol) when my mum let out the loudest and longest fart I'd ever heard, when we turned around to walk to the shops we realized there was some poor bloke sat on the bench behind us, eating fish and chips :eek:

j.e.j.

Robin_TBW wrote: »

Women don't fart. STOP IT!

It doesn't happen. What is it with you guys trying to ruin my belief system?

Ladies don't let rip in public.

Blimmin' ladettes, burping and farting.. how attractive! :rotfl::rotfl:

pigpen

My mother decided a few years ago she was old and when she needed to she would..

My gran had a saying.. 'Wherever you may be, let your wind go free'... let's just say it rubbed off.. thankfully Mine are rarely loud nor smelly but OH sounds like a 20 gun salute and doesn't bat an eye.. Our 2 y/o (at bottom height) often takes the brunt as she follows him about like his shadow.. he never smells but she says' Daddy, you poo'd!!! Stinky Daddy, use the potty' which is quite hilarious.

You can't keep it in.. you'd pop!! and it sneaks out with a fanfare if you try to!

Quinny_2

Quinny wrote: »

I was having a day off this week, and the wife was getting ready for work, and the daughter for college, when all of a sudden an almighty sound, not too dissimilar to a WW2 Spitfire diving, filled the room.

Quick as a flash I finished it off with a dagga dagga dagga dagga dagga (Sound of a machine gun.) and both the daughter and I then burst into absolute hysterics.

Wife wasn't impressed, but she started it with the botty burp, but then after much hilarity, she couldn't help but laugh.

Just come back to this thread, and the wife isn't impressed at the 12 thank you's. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

TimBear

Never in public! I didn't even do it in front of my ex in the five years we were together.

Bazey

Bitsy Beans has possibly the best username on this thread...closely followed by Amus.