Office Loo's...

southernscouser

withabix wrote: »

I'm not particularly keen on the Infrared flushes.

They 'go off' when you 'reposition' mid poo....

Yeah I learnt that from my mistake. Never again will I do a handstand.

Ich_2

I recall a friend asking me about how to get something done about the state of the loos where she worked (I'm a union H&S rep).
After some digging the correct enforcing authority visited and issued a "keep them clean or else" warning to the employer!!

Cherry_Bomb

god I love this thread.

I can't even go when my OH is in the house never mind at work. I'm getting better now (nearly 9 years later) but I still couldn't do it unless I'm going for a shower (so I can run the water )

I remember once I wasn't feeling well so I asked him to get me something from the shed and promptly locked him out the house so I could go. The first thing he said to me when I eventually let him back in was '' you've been for a poo haven't you''
I could have died of shame

The thought of having to go at work or anywhere else for that matter that isn't my own toilet? Not in a million years!

Alton_Towers

This is hilarious reading.

At a previous workplace we had a gent that completely blocked a toilet, the cleaners couldn't shift it so they had to call in Dyno Rod!

Gloomendoom

withabix wrote: »

One of my biggest hates (along with those people who do an unflushable 'forearm poo') are those people who STAND on the seat and presumably do a 'long drop' to avoid sitting on the seat. How wierd are they???

They are probably Chinese. We have a lot at work and the maintenance staff got so fed up replacing broken seats that they put up little notices with a red cross through a picture of an man standing on a toilet.

Last year, one unfortunate Oriental soul slipped sideways off the loo when the seat shattered, knocked himself unconscious while simultaneously spraying poop up the wall. Luckily (for him) somebody heard the commotion and called help. It took ages to extract him as he'd managed to jam himself between the loo and the wall. I think he broke his arm too.

abailey54

Gloomendoom wrote: »

Last year, one unfortunate Oriental soul slipped sideways off the loo when the seat shattered, knocked himself unconscious while simultaneously spraying poop up the wall. Luckily (for him) somebody heard the commotion and called help. It took ages to extract him as he'd managed to jam himself between the loo and the wall. I think he broke his arm too.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

supergran2007

DGS (5) Went on a school trip the other day.

On being collected from school, the conversation went like this :

Mum : Did you have a good time, what did you do ?

DGS : I did a big poo !!


Well, enough said !!:rotfl:

Skintski

It's only right to produce ones present to the world in the safety and comfort of your own bathroom.

We went camping last year and one couple who joined us had hired a camper van. They'd apparently agreed that no chocolate hostages would be released in the van's chemical toilet and only number ones were permitted. On our last day the time came to empty the chemical bog but the guys struggled to slide it from the side of the van. Two of them tugged on it hard, the toilet eventually came loose and a large poo flew out of the loo and landed in front of the group of us who were watching them. Neither one would admit to the poo and to this day we seemingly have a phantom s*****r in our friendship group.

Flat_Eric

What a funny thread :j I'm in the camp that if I have to go, I have to go whether it be at work or just out somewhere.

I must say that I'm quite lucky that in all the offices I have worked in, the loos have been individual toilets - no communal row upon row of toilets so there is no argument/war over who goes first.....

Miss_Poohs

This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time - too too funny!!