The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

Enterprise_1701C

frequent wrote: »

Feels the hair on back of neck tingling.

Want to see 26 northerners beat the crap out of each other ?

wigan v warrington sky sports 2 now

sends wife for beer and kebab

Hopefully wife stays out all night having bumped into other wives sent out for beer and kebab

dipdap

16 items (9 different) on your bill qualify for comparison ASDA Tesco
+£6.33

0.18 x ASDA Bananas by Weight (100g) £0.12 £0.14
0.2 x ASDA Carrots by Weight (100g) £0.18 £0.18
0.13 x ASDA Onions by Weight (100g) £0.12 £0.11
0.16 x ASDA Red Onions by Weight (100g) £0.14 £0.14
0.19 x ASDA Braeburn Apples by Weight (100g) £0.31 £0.37
1 x ASDA Milk Skimmed 1 Pint (568ml) £0.49 £0.49
1 x Barratt Flumps Mallow Twists £0.10 £0.10
1 x Haribo Tangfastics Mini £0.10 £0.10
8 x Soft & Gentle Body Responsive Antiperspirant Deodo... £8.00 £1.60


Only had one of the S&G in the A I could get to on the school run
Now to figure out what to do for dinner with the rest of my shopping

obama

"You make a better door than a window" when someone stands in front of the telly

tweets

scamps1966 wrote: »

http://www.bbgsite.com/socialgames/content/candy-crush-saga/guide/videos-for-all-levels.shtml

HTH:D

:eek: Thats cheating but thank you i wondered how folk managed to get miles ahead

frequent

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

Hopefully wife stays out all night having bumped into other wives sent out for beer and kebab

i should be so lucky

just so long as the kebab is hot and the beer is cold :rotfl:

zagubov

dizzyditzy wrote: »

A couple more sayings

Mutton dressed as lamb - person dressing too young for their age

My favourite
She/He was obviously at the back of queue when the brains were being given out.:D

Oh and she looks like the back end of a bus.

Hope Alfie has had good news at the vets.
I nipped to T's early and picked up some David Beckham aftershave for DS (12) rtc £5 homme or instinct.

There's a saying I remember from when I lived in a major west central Scottish city
on seeing somebody with a black eye "Looks like he kept talking when it was his turn to be listening"
Oh dear.

Dizzy_Ditzy

When asking what's for dinner, our response was "iffits"

Enterprise_1701C

tweets wrote: »

:eek: Thats cheating but thank you i wondered how folk managed to get miles ahead

Glad you agree I always figure when you cheat on something like this you're cheating yourself, and I do not do that

emmlouie

aau1 wrote: »

I hope you got the results you wanted

I did :j

I'm moving onto the Professional papers next :eek:

:T congratulations aau1. i'm currently doing the optional papers at professional level- did p1-3 last june

Enterprise_1701C

One of my parents' favourite answers was "when I get around to it" so I got them a round tuit for Christmas once. Just about escaped to my room in time :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: