The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

Auntycaz

Any updates on Alfielala. Is he back from the vets yet?
Poor love looks so sad in photo. Hope he's better soon.

elliemoo

Evening all, hope everyone is well. Thank crunchie its Friday.

zagubov

A Glesca phrase about an incompetent person- "they'd be oot of their depth in a car park puddle". :beer:

streetlights

Good evening everybody I hope you are well, I have had great whoopsie run, Mr W had the courtesy to reduced two lamb steaks to 75p from £4.99 and vacuum pack them so they fitted nicely into the freezer.


Congratulations aau1 for passing your exams.

bubbs

Evening everyone,
Hope you are all well, ive just skipped through and see congrats in order to aau1 very well done!
Went on my 1st whoopsie run tonight at t's, have been on a sun before but never in the week but need to fill chest freezer and f/freezer as both empty after the flood, didnt refill because not being here for the month, anyhow there was not 1 pack of raw meat , i know i didnt miss it as was there when the stuff came out, but got some bread, salmon, cooked meat melon so was happy with that :T:T
Might go a's tomorrow

CouponWoman

From a womble

Ribena 1 litre asda £2.86 v tesco £1.43 or Mr S £1.44 - only buy 1.

hth

CWxx

Bananababe

Im at work - gosh its so quiet.

favourite fatherisms(my dad)

I'll be hornswoggled , (tired)(confused)

I know how Prince Philip feels (whilst trailing round the shops with my mother)

half past two (the answer to any request for what time it was)

Damn I miss him

vanilla_twist

Couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag! Wimp

Well done Bananababe nice win:j

V x

zagubov

Iamsohappy wrote: »

Rectangles are anything with a rectangular screen that has a plug or battery. So ipod, ipad, computer, wii, ds, playstation, choice of tv etc. Naughty behaviour gets a warning first then if needed one rectangle gets banned for say a day or a week. If it continues then all get banned for a longer time. It works a treat it our house

Laughed my head off at this spoof article:
:rotfl:

vanilla_twist

Quick lick and spit......meaning quickly make yourself presentable.

My son has a strange one and must be modern..just going to drop the kids off...
Meaning just going for a male sit down job on the toilet.

Das was ....swish the water round with my hand..when he was going for a bath. Our modern version is ....off for a paddle.

The clothes horse thing is now what we call skinny models as the clothes just hang off them like they did when drying.
V x