The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

rego

The kids keep asking (they always fall for it) "How long is tea?"
My 2 standard answers are "about 10 inches" or "about as long as the plate" !!


I always use Eyes bigger than your belly to my daughter, but it got shortened to Eyes bigger than belly (Yorkshire roots again). And now I'm getting down with the kids (No indiscretion intended), it has been shortened even more to text speak. So I now use, as does daughter to me ..... EBTB !!!

MARKZ123

im often told "if you fell in poo you would come up smelling of roses"

dipdap

tweets wrote: »

Wish they would hurry up surely all they do is press button on a pc or is there a person typing them all in :rotfl::rotfl:

Who knows. I always wonder why it takes 24 hours. Maybe they're only armed with an abacus and a morse code machine...

sally06

frequent wrote: »

Yogs v Morrie

Deo v ? ( lala fills in blanks with specific type)

Think these wont work if you mix.

never thought of that. Doh:D

Sarahdol75

MARKZ123 wrote: »

im often told "if you fell in poo you would come up smelling of roses"

This is a favourite of my mums, always saying it to me and my bro.

simone10

Smart1e wrote: »

Slightly off topic (although what is on topic?!)

Sada do Chosen by You smoothies in 750ml bottles for £1.... i thought they were smaller than the Innocent ones at £2 but they are the same size and they are lush, defintely as good as the Innocent ones but slightly less thick. Mr T are doing them at £3.09 atm :eek::eek::eek:

For £1 they are a bargain and lots of 5 a day for us too lazy to get them elsewhere!

I do pride myself on my randomness!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I've been buying these for my husband since Innocents changed their pack size from 1 litre down to 750ml but increased their pricing!

Most important (according to my husband) is that they count as 2 of your 5 a day and not 1 - as many of the 'smoothies' you see only count as 1.

They are also fine to put on a targetted APG against anywhere because they come up as N/A

rego

And who can forget the Chas n Dave classic of

You've got more rabbit that Sainsbury's

meaning you talk alot !!

:rotfl::rotfl:

Iamsohappy

MARKZ123 wrote: »

Im well !!!!!! off.
just rang to see whats happing about my lost MRI referral that should off been redone on wednesday only to be told they didnt have time to do it. and that hopefully it should get done today. I went balistic its nearly 5 weeks since i saw the consultant and was told the scan would be 4-6 weeks...so unless they can magic an appointment out of thin air...theyve now said it will be marked as urgent...
it feels like my life is on hold and im just getting more frustrated...

on a brighter note how is little alfie today.

Oh Mark. Hooe they get this sorted for you soon. You do not need any more stress

sally06

MARKZ123 wrote: »

Im well !!!!!! off.
just rang to see whats happing about my lost MRI referral that should off been redone on wednesday only to be told they didnt have time to do it. and that hopefully it should get done today. I went balistic its nearly 5 weeks since i saw the consultant and was told the scan would be 4-6 weeks...so unless they can magic an appointment out of thin air...theyve now said it will be marked as urgent...
it feels like my life is on hold and im just getting more frustrated...

on a brighter note how is little alfie today.

You really should not have to wait so long. How is your hand? hope you get an appt asap. Take care mark. x

tweets

dipdap wrote: »

Who knows. I always wonder why it takes 24 hours. Maybe they're only armed with an abacus and a morse code machine...

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: