Help with RBS bank account - 15 year old

Hazel_

Also, bb14curtis has posted a very code saying he has ordered from them.

To apply for a Very account you need to be 18.

piemaeu

opinions4u wrote: »

Oh, the irony!

I'm using a tablet as I'm away at the moment so can't help the spelling mistake of souffle haha

opinions4u

piemaeu wrote: »

I'm using a tablet as I'm away at the moment so can't help the spelling mistake of souffle haha

It's an unwritten rule of the Internet that if you pick somebody up on spelling or grammar you have to make a mistake at the same time.

Souffl!. Every time! Aargh! Souffle then.

innovate

It seems to be the MSE forum software that replaces perfectly proper french accents with exclamation marks. As they do with apparently rude words, such as m-a-f-i-a (can't write it without the dashes since the whole word would get replaced with !!!!!)

Nonetheless, piemaeu, thanks for inadvertently providing us with a hearty giggle!

artbaron

I've just been charged £5768 for going overdrawn on my platinum Amex, and I'm only 11 months old! How do I go about rectifying this matter to my satisfaction?

innovate

artbaron wrote: »

I've just been charged £5768 for going overdrawn on my platinum Amex, and I'm only 11 months old! How to I go about rectifying this matter to my satisfaction?

This is terrible, how can they do this to you.

Raise a strong complaint with the CEO of whoever (ceo@whoever.com). Copy the Business Secretary and / or the Prime Minister because this is despicable behaviour by a bank. How can they expect to re-gain public confidence if they are trying to defraud babies!

If these financial institutions don't know any limits, the Business Secretary and/or the Prime Minister need to show them what they are [them limits] (wot do you mean, the financial institutions won't care?)

Ask them to compensate you for the distress they inflicted. Nothing short of a lifetime pension of 17.98% above CPI (or RPI, whichever works better for you) and £3m p.a., whichever is the lower, will suffice. You can't but succeed. Fred The Shred did, so there is precedence.

Oh, and Tell The Daily Mail

artbaron

Thanks, that's useful advice. I'll write an email immediately! Well, almost immediately, I appear to have shat my nappy again.

benjyy424

Good spot! I didn't even realise that I was on another account :rotfl:

I set up an account a few years back, and when I came to post this I couldn't remember whether I had one or not. I set this account up anyway, and must have accidentally logged into the old account somehow with out realising. I honestly don't know how that happened! lol

I don't know why people don't believe, but I am 15, and you all believe whatever the hell you want. :rotfl:

On my old account, I even posted that I am 13 years old - and the truth is, that I was! But yes, whatever I posted did sound stupid, probably because I was 13?! And yes, I do regret doing that

I used my dads details, with his permission of course - for the Very account. I didn't put that in the post, because it just makes me sound like an under 18, and quite obviously people around here don't seem to take a liking to teenagers.

To be honest, I would rather if you just all kept to thinking I am an adult as they seem to be treated with more respect on MSE. :mad:

benjyy424

jonesMUFCforever wrote: »

Just read all of your posts since you joined in 2009!
No way are you 15 years old.:p

What makes you think that?
I thought it was the end of all this. I thought wrong. :doh:

innovate

benjyy424 wrote: »

To be honest, I would rather if you just all kept to thinking I am an adult as they seem to be treated with more respect on MSE. :mad:

Bet you would.

May be make a start behaving like an adult and just using one nick instead of umpteen.

You got a very long way to go to convince anyone with a brain that you are who you say you are on any given day. Sorry, mate, but that's the truth.