The New Thread

fluffybunny_2

Everyone has their own line and when others push their lines a bit further than others people get peeved.

Just accept it and carry on.

If it wasnt for people pushing it then we would be a lot less knowledgeable than we are.

I thought I would lighten the mood a little....a friend of mine posted this on facebook yesterday and it had me in stitches....

THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY !!!!ED MYSELF WHILE READING IT!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOO FUNNY!!!:

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my !!!!. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, !!!! in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my !!!! while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect!

henlans

candy222 wrote: »

Without sounding too rude,i do think you need to stop talking about your tax situation as i for one am not interested.You have got a lot of goods from this glitch and that is fine,i am not here to judge you or anyone else.

I was replying to a post. Or are we not allowed to do that now? lol

Sporting_Loaf

Just back from a little jaunt for pet and hair stuff.

Had a £16 odd APG (from before the cap) to use, and checkout person (& supervisor) told me they had to cap it at £15.

Now I know (from reading on here) that I should have been allowed to use the full amount as it was a pre-cap one, but I decided to be low key and let it go, for the sake of getting 'noticed'.

nat21luv

I used the scanners at my local t's yesterday. Good fun! You can scan as much as you want then just delete it if you wanted a price enquiry. Anything that doesn't scan you leave at the front of your trolley and the SA will do it at the end, then it uploads to the tills and pay as normal. Great stuff and made the DD actually want to sit in the trolley for a change! Saves the massive queues and hassle of coupons/reduced items/ glitches:D happy camper

aau1

Witch_Hazel wrote: »

Cereal still on 3 for 2 at waitys
toothpaste still on 3 for 2 at waitys
vitamins still on 3 for 2 at waitys
robinsons still on 3 for 2 at waitys
selected shampoo still on 3 for 2 at waitys
johnsons still on 3 for 2 at waitys
cleaning still on 3 for 2 at waitys
batteries on buy one get one free at waitys
mr kiplings still on 3 for 2 at waitys
pampers underjams still on buy one get one free at waitys
Iams still on 3 for 2 at waitys

coke off 3 for 2 at sainsburys
nivea off 3 for 2 at sainsburys
vitamins still on 3 for 2 at sainsburys
Sanex still on buy one get one free at sainsburys
selected johnsons baby stuff still on buy one get one free at sainsburys (last chance today offer ends tomorrow)

colgate toothpaste still on 3 for 2 at tosco
clearasil ~ clean & clear ~ freederm ~ witch hazel ~ t zone ~ neutrogena (spot stuff) still on 3 for 2 at tosco
vitamins still on 3 for 2 at tosco
selected shampoo still on 3 for 2 at tosco
heinz baby food still on 3 for 2 at tosco
rocky chocolate biscuits still on buy one get one free at tosco

Great effort

Rocky also on BOGOF at Waitys.

Just thought I'd say since it is the trigger for the underjams and batteries

springplants

Enterprise, delays due to mechanical fault are covered by EU regulations. You should be entitled to more than the measly £50 they offered you.

perkypam123

i have bought this Neutrogena Visibly Clear 2in1 Wash Mask (150ml) before and it worked do you think it will work today with the trigger
£3.50 any 3 FOR 2 Valid until: 02/10/2012
£3.50 any 3 FOR 2
£3.50 any 3 FOR 2 Valid until: 15/10/2012
£3.99 any 2 FOR £5.00
£3.99
N/A
N/A

Call_of_Trouty

2 weeks ago I took martins advice on changing energy suppliers , he said it was the last day to change so I did, although he said the same thing a week later......hmmm.

Anyway, just had a letter from the new supplier saying

Unfortunately due to the metering configuration in your premises we currently do not have a suitable compatible electricity pricing arrangement to meet your requirements.


!!!!!! is that supposed to mean.

Off to check elsewhere.

P.s

Please Mr Postman can I have my new ink today

springplants

the slugs ate my salad garden up

scamps1966

fluffybunny wrote: »

Everyone has their own line and when others push their lines a bit further than others people get peeved.

Just accept it and carry on.

If it wasnt for people pushing it then we would be a lot less knowledgeable than we are.

I thought I would lighten the mood a little....a friend of mine posted this on facebook yesterday and it had me in stitches....

THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY !!!!ED MYSELF WHILE READING IT!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOO FUNNY!!!:

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my !!!!. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, !!!! in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my !!!! while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect!

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That's brilliant!!