5 years MFW - Lets get cracking...

HelenDaveKids

4/4 items sold on ebay. A whopping £18.70.


Have 2 more for tomorrow with no bids as yet then 3 for next Saturday which Ive just put on. Was brutally honest and 99p starts, just want a decluttered home.


Went shopping with DD1 and was ok, took it slow and took changing room visits to rest outside. Then went to "photo shoot" which my mate bought me for Christmas, a Wowcher deal.

HelenDaveKids

Been to work today, just 8-2.30. Managed to do lot of email and sort Feb off duty. Having tomorrow off then doing Wednesday. Next week going to try 3 days.

Dinner pre prepared so now in oven and pj s are in the on position. Feeling tired but relieved been to work.

Watty1

Glad you survived the day

gallygirl

Glad it went well and you'll be too busy to come up with any more jokes :rotfl:.

HelenDaveKids

The way to keep healthy level of insanity in the workplace
1. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
2. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.
Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)
3. While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in "Palmolive."
4. Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.
5. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
6. Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
7. Determine how many cups of coffee are "too many."
8. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
10. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
11. When driving colleagues around insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep 'em tuned up."
12. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think?"
13. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a Parakeet.
14. Sit in the parking lot at lunchtime pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
15. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".

HelenDaveKids

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 42 degrees north latitude and between 58 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the man, "but how did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below responded, "You must be a manager."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are exactly in the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

HelenDaveKids

Went to work yesterday and then had parents evening, didn't feel that good at work, felt well dodgy at parents evening and now feeling sorry for self. Very tight and fluttery, Have no intention of doing anything today.

Lodged a tcb claim as untracked holiday.

Asda delivered.

Hot water been problematic for a few weeks so hoping plumber will ring back. Fortunately heating working.

HelenDaveKids

Sent tablet back earlier in month, d2, not charging. Have ended every few days but not received. Anyway tracked as being delivered 2 days after sent and signed for. Anyway company now sending replacement. So result.

Have had an offer on one of my ebay items, if doesn't sell would I accept a lower price. Happy to, as means it's no longer in my hall and also ebay fees won't be required and difference is only a few quid.

Plumber booked for next week now.

WhiteSnowdrop

I have fleabay envy! My pile is just sitting looking at me.. I need to find my mojo again. I'm glad you've been able to go back to work p/t, I'm sure you've been missed. Take care of yourself.
WS

HelenDaveKids

I hadn't done any for months. But my enforced homeliness has made me have to do something. Selling for very little but happier than throwing away.

Tomorrow I'll be 42, yikes.