Parking Eye........gulp! (Romford Ice Rink)

bazster

Oh my gosh, David Icke is right! Here's the proof! Aaargh, we're doomed!

bazster

beadlepoke wrote: »

And if David Icke is such a nutter why is he talking to a sell out crowd at Wembley Arena this October?

That's what I call the "eat s**t, a billion flies can't be wrong" argument. More formally, it's a logical fallacy called "appeal to popularity".

There seem to be plenty of tix available at £60-odd-a-pop. Nice work if you can get it Ickey-boy! Fill in the blanks in this well-known phrase:

A **** and his ***** soon are ******.

Don't forget your hat:

bazster

Oh yes of course, cancer is a fungus and you can cure it with bicarb!

SodG24

OMG - it's turned into North Stand Chat !

bazster

Hmmm, lemme see, Ticketmaster, Best Available, Section S8, Row F, Seat 63, £62.15!

Capacity 12,500. Looks like a cool three-quarters-of-a-million quid heading Davy's direction! Way to go Davy, why ponce about with parking scams when people will pay you that much to hear you spouting codswallop for a couple of hours?

Still, if you want to base your family's nutrition on something you heard from a man who believes in shape-shifting lizard people then I guess that's your problem.

bazster

beadlepoke wrote: »

The absence of Salvestrol in our diets is not a theory it's a fact. It's a recent breakthrough that it fights only against the cancer cells in our bodies, not all of the cells in our bodies like chemotherapy does, which in turn keeps our cancers under control. Drop the attitude and look for yourself Mr Clever Cloggs! hopefully you might've learned something new, but something tells me you haven't

A fact, huh? Wow, I'm impressed! Like the lizard people, right?

And what's that one about the turquoise tracksuits again? Can you remind me what they do?

bazster

Oh, but how can we think for ourselves when all of our minds (except yours) are being controlled by the Moon Matrix? The moon of course being an inter-dimensional portal controlled by the reptoids.

bazster

I will NOT pay £60 for an imaginary parking infringement.

I WILL pay £60 to hear a man tell me I am being controlled by inter-dimensional shape-shifting lizard people.

halibut2209

So.....David Icke runs Parking Eye?

bazster

halibut2209 wrote: »

So.....David Icke runs Parking Eye?

No no no, will you please LISTEN? The world is run by inter-dimensional shape-shifting lizard-people. They come through a rift in space-time in the constellation Draco, and they are ALL AROUND US, controlling the left hemispheres of our brains by projecting a MATRIX ((c) Keanu Reeves) from their spaceship, The Moon, which is in reality an inter-dimensional portal under control of the reptoids!

It is beyond doubt that the beings who run private parking companies are of this evil race.

David Icke is the Godhead ((c) David Icke) and he is here to SAVE us from these creatures.

These creatures, that is, who are so powerful and terrifying that they can't stop David Icke blithering on about them....

That'll be £62.15 please.