freecycle- reuse dont bin

frugalpam

WANTED....

My cooker has just blown up!!! so am in desparate in need of a cooker but
it has to be electric so if anyone has a spare I would be grateful!!!

Come on now folks - must be someone with a spare cooker lying around....don't we all have spare cookers lying around? :rolleyes:

Love reading these posts :rotfl:

Pam

frugalpam

Must be something in the Lancashire air! :eek: Another desperate event has taken place in another kitchen. Copied and pasted from my local group, word for word...

Pam

hi

Is there anyone out there replacing a washer soon??? my washer has
blown my house out several time and there is water everywhere!! single
mum cant afford new one at the moment, so if anyone can help its much
appreciated now or in near future please get in touch..

welshdeedee

Funny! There are no weather warnings on the TV in your area!

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essexgal

Looks like Nick hasn't lost his sense of humour;)

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You people are so missing out. How come no-one's taken these yet?

Yes, you could endure a patience-testing curse-perfecting experience
with these 2 all-new drill bits

* With special fake flutes to not remove any debris. Helps ensure
clog & jam, and prevent the 'Cutting Tip'* from contacting anything
but loose debris.
* 'Cutting Tip' is a trademark for our special patented edgeless
rubbing tip
* Narrow shaft helps avoid positional stability & encourage crater
formation
* Narrow shaft may be used with sufficient force to achieve banana
shaped holes. If you're very lucky.
* Special monkey metal tip inserts designed to grind down during the
first inch of use, thereby resulting in a cleverly tapering hole
* Self regrinding feature auto-reshapes the bit on contact with
anything resembling cement. Or brick, stone, and most other building
materials.
* Regrinding tool not included, will be needed apx every inch of
progress.
* Ridiculometer not included, you will have to guess on this point as
you go along. After the first half hour you should be getting there
on your estimate. After the 1 hour mark (on your first hole), you
should be spot on.
* Long 1/4 hole life is ideally suited to a pack of 3 bits.
* Famous 'Sucker' brand drills

This pack of 3 will save you from:
* the expense of purchasing a real drill
* the satisfaction of drilling a hole and knowing it was a sensible
thing to do
* sanity
* ever making such a stupid tool choice again
* breaking through to the other side of the wall.
* ever completing your silly project

There are actually 3 in the pack, but one could not technically be
described as a drill any more, due to its use to drill part of a
hole. Perhaps it could be used as an ornament,

Yes, you too could be one of the many proud owners that bought these
things, and then found out the hard way just how bad a tool could
really be.

With special money back guarantee, conditional on not using the goods
of course. Once you have, you might think the kitty's out of the bag,
but by then you've clearly used & abused it to make various holes,
and we're thus are immune from any comeback under the Drills
Misdisfunctions Act.

Geographical location probably unimportant, but if you're really keen
to exoerience these drills, I could let you know where to collect
them. And where the Lakes is.

Nick

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essexgal

dobbiesloan

hi just wondering if any body had any of the following

any lady's summer clothes size 14
lady's shoes size 7/8
fishnet tights or stockings
surspender belt
long gloves

the long gloves and stockings are for a fancy dress night of moulon
rouge so any thing to do with that would be great
thanks in advance
kind regards

I wonder why he wants the other items.

frugalpam

welshdeedee wrote: »

Funny! There are no weather warnings on the TV in your area!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

The wanted ads get funnier and funnier - ever more desperate and frantic reasons for needing their caravans, laptops, washers and cookers !!

Pam

16011996

hello are there any horse owners out there with a big pile of manure
thats in your way if so i ll take some of your hands

great post, sort of wanted i like, but made me pmsl

lindsey_x

i think freecycle is a geat site, i offered lots, cooker thats was in my garage for afew weeks worked fine (so people do have spare cookers)! dinning room table, moniter for computer. ive put a few wants up for toys for the kids, and went to collect.

it is a great site, but yeah some people take the ****

welshdeedee

Do you have a spare laptop in that garage of yours, with or without vista, I'm not fussy?

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16011996

wanted any royal doulton figures for my elderly aunt who has been poorly and i'd like to cheer him up as he loves these, can collect most areas

erm yes. what gender?