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The Compers Inn part 37
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Sorry I'm late couldn't find my tutu.
G 7 T for me please, with ice and lemon.Be Lucky Everyone0 -
Your not late bishopsgirl we're just getting started£2 Savers Club for 2022 #120
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Luck is believing you’re lucky – Tennessee Williams
May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you each morning and night – Anonymous0 -
StokieBecks wrote: »Your not late bishopsgirl we're just getting started
Cheers Becks.Be Lucky Everyone0 -
please be a responsible pet owner & spay/neuter your pets, too many strays & not enough homes for them sadly.0
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can i have a chilled white wine pleaseplease be a responsible pet owner & spay/neuter your pets, too many strays & not enough homes for them sadly.0
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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!"
That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her *** that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!'Luck is believing you’re lucky – Tennessee Williams
May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you each morning and night – Anonymous0 -
:rotfl: Sue....i hope no on ein the inn goes home knicker-less tonight£2 Savers Club for 2022 #120
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Enjoy FF
Luck is believing you’re lucky – Tennessee Williams
May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you each morning and night – Anonymous0 -
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!"
That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her *** that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!":wave:
Dreams 777:A Be Lucky
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