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The Compers Inn part 37
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:rotfl::rotfl:love it sue :rotfl:
thanks for the drink
please be a responsible pet owner & spay/neuter your pets, too many strays & not enough homes for them sadly.
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Snap Sue, I didn't see your joke and told the same one. How's that for a coincidence!:wave:
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Barnabysue wrote: »Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!"
That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her *** that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!'
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:StokieBecks wrote: »:rotfl: Sue....i hope no on ein the inn goes home knicker-less tonight
My knickers are staying firmly on! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:2019 Wins
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Canapes anyone
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Ladies...please help yourself. I have scattered these bags of chocolates around on the tables. I did them for my girls last week and have plenty£2 Savers Club for 2022 #120 -
Nomnomnom, Becks!
Thank you.
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Got mine
Thank you Luck is believing you’re lucky – Tennessee Williams
May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you each morning and night – Anonymous0 -
Having a panic here, DD dropped her iPhone into her cup of coffee
Luck is believing you’re lucky – Tennessee Williams
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Barnabysue wrote: »Having a panic here, DD dropped her iPhone into her cup of coffee
Turn it off, put it in a bowl of rice and leave it in the cupboard for 24 hours. 2019 Wins
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