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The Compers Inn part 37
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GAME, SET AND MATCH- Lindstedt/Tecau 6-4 4-6 6-7 (5-7) 7-6 (5-7) 3-6 Marray/Nielsen
Yaaaay Marray
Luck is believing you’re lucky – Tennessee Williams
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My husband and I divorced over religious differences ............he thought he was God, and I didn't.
Love it! Luck is believing you’re lucky – Tennessee Williams
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Good joke fire**fly. Love the mini pizzas LadyMorticia.:wave:
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LadyMorticia wrote: »I come bearing mini pizzas.
StokieBecks wrote: »Thanks LM
hi Dinx. Grab yourself a drink and some food.
mmm yummy, thanks :jplease be a responsible pet owner & spay/neuter your pets, too many strays & not enough homes for them sadly.
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StokieBecks wrote: »Loving the jokes
Just been on phone to my mum so sorry I was rudely quiet on my own night :rotfl: we have found a site to preserve my wedding flowers
One less thing to worry about then, have another drink.
Luck is believing you’re lucky – Tennessee Williams
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[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"[/FONT]£2 Savers Club for 2022 #120 -
Lovely pizza LM.
Fabulous buffet Becks.Be Lucky Everyone0 -
on their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe.
The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.
Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?" She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."
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Brilliant!
I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."Luck is believing you’re lucky – Tennessee Williams
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This is the hat I'm wearing only in pink. :wave:
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December wins: Original Source Pineapple & Coconut Oil Shower Gel, :j Lynx Attract Set :j L'Occitane Sample :j0
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