The 11+ thread; where all are welcome, but be prepared for some serious money saving!

emmlouie

purdita wrote: »

Unfortunate Husband II[SIZE=-1]
1997 Urban Legend
[/SIZE]

[SIZE=-1]
This guy pushed his motorcycle from the patio into his living room, where he began to clean the engine with some rags and a bowl of gasoline, all in the comfort of his own home. When he finished, he sat on the motorcycle and decided to give his bike a quick start and make sure everything was still OK. Unfortunately, the bike started in gear, and crashed through the glass patio door with him still clinging to the handlebars.
His wife had been working in the kitchen. She came running at the fearful sound, and found him crumpled on the patio, badly cut from the shards of broken glass. She called 911, and the paramedics carried the unfortunate man to the Emergency Room.
Later that afternoon, after many stitches had pulled her husband back together, the wife brought him home and put him to bed. She cleaned up the mess in the living room, and dumped the bowl of gasoline in the toilet.

Shortly thereafter, her husband woke up, lit a cigarette, and went into the bathroom for a much-needed relief break. He sat down and tossed the cigarette into the toilet, which promptly exploded because the wife had not flushed the gasoline away. The explosion blew the man through the bathroom door.

The wife heard a loud explosion and the terrible sound of her husband's screams. She ran into the hall and found her husband lying on the floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance. The same two paramedics were dispatched to the scene. They loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. One of them asked the wife how the injury had occurred. When she told them, they began laughing so hard that they dropped the stretcher, and broke the guy's collarbone.
[/SIZE]

:rotfl::rotfl:

streetlights

celebrate wrote: »

shall we have a stash comp????:p:p:p:p:p:p

Mine would be shower gels I have 26 and have had to give about 10 bottles away because I had no more room. Then I have ordered some more from the body shop sale.

celebrate

Miss_Laid wrote: »

Just a 25 yr old son but he doesn't live with me there's just me and o/h

men................... dirty beggar's..................do what i did and it'll last you a few more years:D:D:D:p:p:p

locarr

purdita wrote: »

Oh come on Locarr, stop making a drama out of it!
The majority of people found it funny. It's a shame MMW didn't like it but it's no different to the people who don't appreciate your constant posts about corgis Maam, Northern Ireland etc. You can't please all the people all the time.....and people in glass houses and all that
Just saying....

It would probably please a few on here if I threw all my toys out the pram and vowed never to post again! unfortunately for them I won't be doing that

so I shall see you all tomorrow...yes Ma'am





God Save the Queen!

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

streetlights wrote: »

Mine would be shower gels I have 26 and have had to give about 10 bottles away because I had no more room. Then I have ordered some more from the body shop sale.

I wish mine was wine, but it's never in the house long enough :rotfl:

Best_price

Miss_Laid wrote: »

Just a 25 yr old son but he doesn't live with me there's just me and o/h

What are you washing?

purdita

celebrate wrote: »

is that all?:o:o:o:o:o:p:p:p:p:p:D:D:D:D:D;););););)

I knew you'd have beaten me :rotfl::rotfl:

celebrate

streetlights wrote: »

Mine would be shower gels I have 26 and have had to give about 10 bottles away because I had no more room. Then I have ordered some more from the body shop sale.

mines pasta sauces
with the previous sacla coupons, the 20p tartori verdi sauce on when dtd ended and the recent asda reductions i maywell have well over 200 bottles:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

locarr wrote: »

It would probably please a few on here if I threw all my toys out the pram and vowed never to post again! unfortunately for them I won't be doing that

so I shall see you all tomorrow...yes Ma'am





God Save the Queen!

Not at all hun, love your posts too. Gotta burst your bubble and say, you add a little something to this thread, along with the other regulars.

Best_price

I have 27 boxes of Ariel Colour. They are stashed at my mum's house because I have no space for them :o:o:o