The 11+ thread; where all are welcome, but be prepared for some serious money saving!

celebrate

Miss_Laid wrote: »

I have enough washing tablets/gel/liquid to last me 3 years at average of 4 washes a day, 27 bottles lenor conditioner 14 washes, 38 boxes 80 t-bags 27 dettol no touch handwashes, 28 jars marmalade and 19 jars mango chutney, thats just the 1 shelf unit

shall we have a stash comp????:p:p:p:p:p:p

purdita

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1997 Urban Legend
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This guy pushed his motorcycle from the patio into his living room, where he began to clean the engine with some rags and a bowl of gasoline, all in the comfort of his own home. When he finished, he sat on the motorcycle and decided to give his bike a quick start and make sure everything was still OK. Unfortunately, the bike started in gear, and crashed through the glass patio door with him still clinging to the handlebars.
His wife had been working in the kitchen. She came running at the fearful sound, and found him crumpled on the patio, badly cut from the shards of broken glass. She called 911, and the paramedics carried the unfortunate man to the Emergency Room.
Later that afternoon, after many stitches had pulled her husband back together, the wife brought him home and put him to bed. She cleaned up the mess in the living room, and dumped the bowl of gasoline in the toilet.

Shortly thereafter, her husband woke up, lit a cigarette, and went into the bathroom for a much-needed relief break. He sat down and tossed the cigarette into the toilet, which promptly exploded because the wife had not flushed the gasoline away. The explosion blew the man through the bathroom door.

The wife heard a loud explosion and the terrible sound of her husband's screams. She ran into the hall and found her husband lying on the floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance. The same two paramedics were dispatched to the scene. They loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. One of them asked the wife how the injury had occurred. When she told them, they began laughing so hard that they dropped the stretcher, and broke the guy's collarbone.
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Best_price

Miss_Laid wrote: »

I have enough washing tablets/gel/liquid to last me 3 years at average of 4 washes a day, 27 bottles lenor conditioner 14 washes, 38 boxes 80 t-bags 27 dettol no touch handwashes, 28 jars marmalade and 19 jars mango chutney, thats just the 1 shelf unit

4 washes a day:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Do you have a lot of children?

purdita

celebrate wrote: »

shall we have a stash comp????:p:p:p:p:p:p

I've got 130 palmolives

celebrate

Best_price wrote: »

4 washes a day:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Do you have a lot of children?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Miss_Laid

Best_price wrote: »

4 washes a day:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Do you have a lot of children?

Just a 25 yr old son but he doesn't live with me there's just me and o/h

celebrate

purdita wrote: »

I've got 130 palmolives

is that all?:o:o:o:o:o:p:p:p:p:p:D:D:D:D:D;););););)

FloFlo

Best_price wrote: »

4 washes a day:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Do you have a lot of children?

Lol, she can barely squeeze them all in the shoe.:p

Miss_Laid

celebrate wrote: »

shall we have a stash comp????:p:p:p:p:p:p

Nooooooo I am not getting all that out again lol

Miss_Laid

FloFlo wrote: »

Lol, she can barely squeeze them all in the shoe.:p

Call me Old Mother Hubbard

Actually I'm getting my nursery rhymes in a twist