The 11+ thread; where all are welcome, but be prepared for some serious money saving!

frequent

ATM master Card Department

Attn: Frequent

NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT VIA ATM MASTER CARD

For some days now,we have been trying to reach you In respect to your long over-due fund which you have been finding it difficult to receive through a Bank Draft, Bank to Bank Wire Transfer and Western Union Instalment Payment arrangements. A meeting was held last weekend as to the problem surrounding the Remittance of your fund, and after all deliberation, the Panel Agreement was to load your fund into a worldwide accessible ATM master Card.

We have waited for you to get in contact with us for your ATM master Card with the total sum of $2,500.000.00. (Two Million, Five hundred Thousand United State Dollars Dollars), Which you can withdraw your Fund at any ATM Machine in your location Worldwide, with maximum daily limit amount of USD$15,000.00 (Fifteen Thousand United States Dollars) Hence you are willing to claim your Winning Fund.

Note that the delivery charges of your ATM master CARD has already being paid, Apart from the Security Keeping Fee and insurance clearance, which can not be paid due to your delay in contacting this office for claim of your ATM master CARD Winning Fund. The Security Keeping Fee, together with the Insurrance clearance Fee total amount is just US$250.00 and this is the only charges you are Authorized to Pay as there is no Hiden charges require for any reason, to have your ATM master CARD completely insurred and delivered to your residential address for daily withdrawal. All you need to do is to contact our Payment Security Department for details and guidelines on how to submit your Fees so as to facilitate the immediate release of your ATM master CARD for immediate delivery to you.

We have succided delivering FOUR defferent ATM mastercard and They have already been received with their ATM CARD that was sent to them by the fedex as our courier delivery service for shipment.

Contact Mr.Anthony Morrison directly for Guidelines on how to Submit of your Security Keeping Fees, and commence Delivery of your own ATM master card with immediate effect by the given intsruction bellow.

Runs off to atm :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

mrs-moneypenny

Ilovemykids wrote: »

how is you're niece?

sorry I've missed alot of posts recently so not upto date sorry

thank you for asking, shes very very poorly, the twins were born at 27 weeks and one was alowed home on their due date but 8 months later the poorly little one who has fought so hard remains in hospital i was blessed to visit her recently when hospital decided they would lift visiting restrictions and allow all invited rellys in she is just so heartbreakingly beuatiful and is fighting so hard

artypaws

MKS wrote: »

Has to be Marlborough :beer:

Definitely - I could just pour a glass and go and sit in the garden but I have to drive later so will resist :beer:

mrs-moneypenny wrote: »

thank you for asking, shes very very poorly, the twins were born at 27 weeks and one was alowed home on their due date but 8 months later the poorly little one who has fought so hard remains in hospital i was blessed to visit her recently when hospital decided they would lift visiting restrictions and allow all invited rellys in she is just so heartbreakingly beuatiful and is fighting so hard

she sounds like fighter - hope she gets well enough to go home soon

neosi

MKS wrote: »

Lift your bottom off of the chair. Walk to the hedge trimmer and turn up the volume. Let the trimmer meet the hedge and begin a close relationship.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Cut lawn, cut neighbours lawn, cut the front hedge, trimmed some shrubs back, cleared parking bay of weeds, painted front fence and side gate.. ran out of room in two recyling bins will have finish other hedge at later date... phew..:p


QPR.. All digits intact and accounted for


Beer and deck chair beckons

easymaths

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

My Mac is on constantly, it never overheats, I can only just hear the fan when I'm ripping DVD's, it gets bashed about in my bag when I take it to mums. It will be 3 years old this October and it's still as good as the day I took it out of the box.:beer:

I have had my MacBook for 9 years! It may be a little slower now but still works brilliantly, and more importantly you cannot beat the free customer service Apple provides, this alone is worth 1000s of pounds! And they are open on Sundays!

Laura_Cello

neosi wrote: »

Cut lawn, cut neighbours lawn, cut the front hedge, trimmed some shrubs back, cleared parking bay of weeds, painted front fence and side gate.. ran out of room in two recyling bins will have finish other hedge at later date... phew..:p


QPR.. All digits intact and accounted for


Beer and deck chair beckons

Beer and deck chair are well deserved! :beer:

Meltingly hot here... even the hedges think it is too warm to grow

mymerrywidow

!!!!!!. i just go to change the oil in the chip fat fryer and drop the bloody thing on the floor. 3 litres of oil on my kitchen floor!!! any ideas how to soak it up? i have thrown aload of towels on top of it

locarr

nikkilala wrote: »

DS is sweating a bit because he's been accepted for the college he wants at Durham but because it's not his "firm" he could end up with a different college. DS refused to pick a safety net for unis but trust me their was a lot of "discussing" in our house about his choices;) Just dropped him off now and to be honest I feel sick for him because I know what it means to him, but what will be will be, and bless them, they can only do their best:)

You have this to look forward to next year, if he passes Lala!!;)

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cambridge-university-students-let-it-all-hang-out-903190

Good luck with the exam Masterlala!!:D

barksavingmad

Miss_Laid wrote: »

I can't believe around 18 months ago I used to spend £120-£150 a week for 2 of us (and the cat) :eek::eek:

Im interested, what is your weekly spend now?

Up til 2 months ago I was averaging 120-140 per week for 2 adults. 2 teenagers and one toddler including nappies. Some weeks I now spend 60-90. With more time I'm sure I could get down further, but I'm very satisfied thus far.

lookinforabargain wrote: »

Well they are new vouchers though, with new expiry dates. And T's have very kindly sent them to us. I can imagine there will be some who would use them again...
Kinda makes me wish I'd kept my reciepts now :eek: :rotfl:
(Just kidding before I get slapped about the head with several wooden spoons )

My T's paranoia shall stop me from printing them and trying to use them though :rotfl:

Who's going to ask on the FB page if they are experiencing new technical issues with their Price Promise?! :rotfl:

I got roughly 20 through but I recognised them, all previously used and wouldn't dare try to use again in my locals, just too straight I am :rotfl:

tigerwhite wrote: »

I looked in T for that for my "holiday reading" at butlins but it wasn't there, not surprising really considering it's raunch factor. Hence the James Patterson book instead. But it's on my list for next one to read.

I read the reviews, never read anything like it before, but it seems I'm hooked! Hope you enjoy the escapism too I got it on kindle, so no one knows what I'm reading!

m4rtin

Ilovemykids wrote: »

:rotfl:



s10ct

Sorry, no good, bugging the heck outta me, gotta ask, what is the s10ct peeps put at the end of posts? Is it some kind of code to keep us muggles confused :o