The 11+ thread; where all are welcome, but be prepared for some serious money saving!

rchddap1

Well my girl is still on the sofa and sleeping. Its great how she changes when she's ill. She goes from something that you need to tie, glue, nail to the floor (and that usually doesn't work).....to something that won't move more than a cm in any direction and is usually asleep.

She's definately not well.

SaverSavvy123

Issyc wrote: »

MMW, hope it goes okay and you stay friends. Sad that you don't want a relationship because it hurts so much when you lose them. x

I agree Issyc

My mum felt exactly like MMW, my dad died when he was 44 and she was 43 and she did not want another relationship. Its only now 25 years on and she had retired that she says she wishes that she did have someone as she feels really lonely. It is very difficult and I don't suppose any of us know how we would feel in the same position.

Hope the meeting goes well MMW

cousinjack_2

xoAmyox wrote: »

Have a look at ASOS.com, I bought some great dresses in the sale last week and they fit me perfectly at a size 12.
Shoes were quite reasonable too, and I chose next day delivery

oo oo oo, off to look right now!

French_Knickers wrote: »

I miss everyone when they are not here. I might be a cantankerous old fart now and again but I sitll loves everyone here. :A

:rotfl:

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

I'm told that mass limb removal is a good way

HEELS. They make your legs look longer, and thus your body look skinnier

Heck. I'm gonna have to wear heels on the beach :eek::eek:

shame the hoover hasn't got a better suck or I might have tried DIY liposuction, so heels it is....:) back to the shoe sites- trying to find something while running around after my 3 year old who is very bored with the rain!:(
Thanks for your help folks:D

tony98

tony98 wrote: »

My email reply link this morning takes me to pricecheck home page Re entered and told still processing

Received another email with correct link

SaverSavvy123

Time for a medical theme

Did you know ...

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

darkvelv

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

I'm told that mass limb removal is a good way

HEELS. They make your legs look longer, and thus your body look skinnier

Heck. I'm gonna have to wear heels on the beach :eek::eek:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Brilliant:T:rotfl::rotfl:

SaverSavvy123

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

I'm told that mass limb removal is a good way

HEELS. They make your legs look longer, and thus your body look skinnier

Heck. I'm gonna have to wear heels on the beach :eek::eek:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Do Crocs do a heeled version? :p

HappyChappy84

motherbear wrote: »

:mad: Rant Alert :mad:
I'm so flippin annoyed at myself! I bought a part for my car from ebay last month only to discover it was the wrong thing I'd ordered returned to seller who said they would gladly refund. Checked my paypal account last night for refund but there is nothing there. Emailed seller last night asking how much longer it would take, they mailed back this morning saying they could'nt find my return and asking for the tracking number. Went to look for post office receipt and I've only gone and sent it first class so no tracking number :eek:
Sorry for venting here, just so angry with myself :mad:

Oh no! Do you suspect he's pulling a fast one?:eek:

French_Knickers

cousinjack wrote: »

So excited.... I am getting rid of my 3 gorgeous children for the WHOLE night tomorrow night! :j(thanks Mum!) this is the first time ever that we are getting rid of all of them:T
I have booked a table at a local eatery and now browsing next for a frock- how do I lose a stone in 31 hours?:eek::eek:
will ask for some girlie advice in a bit! need something for a size 12, mid 30's woman need to look hot hot hot:rotfl::rotfl:

Have you considered a suppository?

HappyChappy84

SaverSavvy123 wrote: »

Time for a medical theme

Did you know ...

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Ummmm, maybe not my feet...:rotfl: