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Snap-ant

French_Knickers wrote: »

I seem to be having trouble todday. I have this critter but struggling to find a youtube tutoorial on how to kill it (I'd rather not pop it in boiling water alive although I can imagine this would be a very quick death anyway) and prepare it etc as I fancy it for my tea!!

look at you in your 4p jeans

No don't do the boiling water - I have horrid memories of them trying to get out of the cooking pot when my Grandmother boiled them
Freezer to stun or chuck him in back in sea

Tinyshoes

Did I hear right FK has crabbs? And they are eating his sausages?? Hope it doesn't get to his meat. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:








The whoopsies he might have in his freezer that is.








Am I just making this sound worse.

French_Knickers

nikkilala wrote: »

I am in such a naughty mood today;););) must be the sun but so tempted to make a comment about crabs :p:p:p:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

You wouldnt be the first!!! :rotfl:

Tinyshoes

Snap-ant wrote: »

look at you in your 4p jeans

No don't do the boiling water - I have horrid memories of them trying to get out of the cooking pot when my Grandmother boiled them
Freezer to stun or chuck him in back in sea

I recognised the belt too, searched high and low last year for a pair the right size for OH but only managed to get them too short, wide or tight, so they went to family and friends. Think have a belt hanging around as SILs BF didn't want the belt just the jeans.

French_Knickers

Snap-ant wrote: »

look at you in your 4p jeans

No don't do the boiling water - I have horrid memories of them trying to get out of the cooking pot when my Grandmother boiled them
Freezer to stun or chuck him in back in sea

PMSL at the jeans comment! Love it!

I think I will freezer it and then boil it, sounds like a plan to me.

I'm not driving 125 miles to release it! I could quietyly sneak it into my local Tesco tomorrow when its really busy and drop it near the checkouts. :rotfl:

Fudge_Cake_2

:eek:

Fancy that I nip off into town as I had a mad craving for fizzy water :o:beer: and I arrive back to a topless FK showing off his crabs! :eek::eek::rotfl:

Honestly some people, they'll do anything for a spot of attention.

Clearly FK's touting for his harem :rotfl:

P.S 27 degrees here!!

mymerrywidow

congrats for yesterday to 3 dogs and karlie.
happy birthday to frequent and someone else. (sorry i forgot their name)

HappyChappy84

Am I correct in thinking that only the legs are edible on crabs?

robstersgirl

French knickers, i do believe they are 4p jeans in your pic :rotfl:

Fudge_Cake_2

mymerrywidow wrote: »

congrats for yesterday to 3 dogs and karlie.
happy birthday to frequent and someone else. (sorry i forgot their name)

Oh MMW lovely to see you're home and safe Hope all went well, I'm all over the place with catching up so sorry I haven't read your post from earlier yet. But great to know you're home, hope you're not in too much pain. I would imagine you're more than happy to be home, hospitals are not the most comfortable at the best of times let alone in this weather! :A