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1 for the ladies - how do you keep yours?

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  • faerie~spangles
    faerie~spangles Posts: 1,871 Forumite
    *max* wrote: »
    You should register with the National Trust. I'm thinking about it...as "under-explored territory". :p

    D'you know, compared to what I read re' seeding and the ploughing of pasture's new, I may be a national treasure.:p
    I'm not that way reclined

    Jewelry? Seriously? Sheldon you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met. Do you really think that another transparently-manipu... OH, IT'S A TIARA! A tiara; I have a tiara! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me!
  • wondercollie
    wondercollie Posts: 1,591 Forumite
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    raven83 wrote: »
    Anal bleaching!:eek::rotfl:

    It's out there, as is labia reconstruction, vaginal wall tightening, and re-virginization.

    The mind boggles at what cosmetic surgeons can and will come up with.

    I've heard of US plastic surgeons who will reshape the labia majora and repad them with fat to keep them plump. Labia minora can be trimmed so they don't peep out. Vaginal wall tightening for those feeling stretched out by childbirth.

    If you've got the cash they wil fix it.
  • raven83
    raven83 Posts: 3,021 Forumite
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    It's out there, as is labia reconstruction, vaginal wall tightening, and re-virginization.

    The mind boggles at what cosmetic surgeons can and will come up with.

    I've heard of US plastic surgeons who will reshape the labia majora and repad them with fat to keep them plump. Labia minora can be trimmed so they don't peep out. Vaginal wall tightening for those feeling stretched out by childbirth.

    If you've got the cash they wil fix it.


    Oh i know, its called vagaplasty (or something along them lines) i have my own thoughts as to what i think is the "perfect" looking mound:o but that would be another thread.....:rotfl:
    Raven. :grinheart:grinheart:grinheart


  • marywooyeah
    marywooyeah Posts: 2,670 Forumite
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    *max* wrote: »
    You should register with the National Trust. I'm thinking about it...as "under-explored territory". :p

    yeah but how much would the entrance fee be? ....and imagine the brochure pictures!
  • wondercollie
    wondercollie Posts: 1,591 Forumite
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    raven83 wrote: »
    Oh i know, its called vagaplasty (or something along them lines) i have my own thoughts as to what i think is the "perfect" looking mound:o but that would be another thread.....:rotfl:

    "mound" is the American version of a "bounty" but not as tasty!:p
  • raven83
    raven83 Posts: 3,021 Forumite
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    "mound" is the American version of a "bounty" but not as tasty!:p


    Oh is it? I did not know that!:p I have lots of names i refer to the female flower as, but mound always makes me laugh! Though some girls have much biiger mounds than other :rotfl:
    Raven. :grinheart:grinheart:grinheart


  • globalds
    globalds Posts: 9,431 Forumite
    I happen to know an Indian women ..

    Shaven or or unshaven ..It seems for a women things can get worse

    http://jezebel.com/5900928/your-vagina-isnt-just-too-big-too-floppy-and-too-hairyits-also-too-brown

    It was a real issue to her ..One I found not a problem ..although when she mentioned I realized that her body contained different shades ..I have probaly said too much ..So will stop now.
  • VfM4meplse
    VfM4meplse Posts: 34,269 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker I've been Money Tipped!
    globalds wrote: »
    Totally disgraceful! You would have thought that any man would be grateful for what they get.
    Value-for-money-for-me-puhleeze!

    "No man is worth, crawling on the earth"- adapted from Bob Crewe and Bob Gaudio

    Hope is not a strategy :D...A child is for life, not just 18 years....Don't get me started on the NHS, because you won't win...I love chaz-ing!
  • globalds
    globalds Posts: 9,431 Forumite
    VfM4meplse wrote: »
    Totally disgraceful! You would have thought that any man would be grateful for what they get.


    I can assure you I was /am :D
  • faerie~spangles
    faerie~spangles Posts: 1,871 Forumite
    VfM4meplse wrote: »
    Totally disgraceful! You would have thought that any man would be grateful for what they get.

    Most of them are. :rotfl:


    Girl's can do it better for themselves :T :beer: :T
    I'm not that way reclined

    Jewelry? Seriously? Sheldon you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met. Do you really think that another transparently-manipu... OH, IT'S A TIARA! A tiara; I have a tiara! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me!
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