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  • lovingtescoforever
    lovingtescoforever Posts: 3,358 Forumite
    Call_of_Trouty wrote: »
    Anyone had price checks back today ?

    No:(

    So just going to ask the same thing.
  • izzeyb
    izzeyb Posts: 5,265 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    The current banking crisis explained by an Irishman.

    Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.' Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.' Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?' Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!' Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

    A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked,
    'What happened with that dead donkey?' Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £898' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.'

    Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland
  • Call_of_Trouty
    Call_of_Trouty Posts: 5,666 Forumite
    lookinforabargain wrote: »
    No, I was talking about my Clubcard! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Big :T:T:T to the customer service people at Clubcard though, after sending the email they called me back within 10 minutes and she added the points on :D Very impressed :cool:

    :o:D

    They owe me 700 points from when I spent £35 on clothing before chrimbo, best get an email off to them I think.
  • Snap-ant
    Snap-ant Posts: 15,944 Forumite
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    ToNik wrote: »
    Can anyone help it wont let me log in, says invalid password or username

    :) PMed you

    Good Afternoon :)

    QPR ♥

    I'm feeling extremely ruff & have slept most of today. Plans scuppered.
    Apologies for not remembering others on here ♥ back to bed :(
    Our Family Motto ~
    If all else fails - read the instructions...
  • bubbs
    bubbs Posts: 67,825 Forumite
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    So sorry to hear your news QPR hugs to you xx
    Well done brand8 thats brill
    Sealed pot challenge number 003 £350 for 2015, 2016 £400 Actual£345, £400 for 2017 Actual £500:T:T £770 for 2018 £1295 for 2019:j:j spc number 22 £1,457Stopped Smoking 22/01/15:D:D::dance::dance:- 5 st 1 1/2lb :dance::dance:
  • bubbs
    bubbs Posts: 67,825 Forumite
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    Hope you soon fell better snap ant
    Sealed pot challenge number 003 £350 for 2015, 2016 £400 Actual£345, £400 for 2017 Actual £500:T:T £770 for 2018 £1295 for 2019:j:j spc number 22 £1,457Stopped Smoking 22/01/15:D:D::dance::dance:- 5 st 1 1/2lb :dance::dance:
  • blondynurse
    blondynurse Posts: 1,086 Forumite
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    lovingtescoforever wrote: »
    No:(

    So just going to ask the same thing.

    i got 5 back today and didn't put them in until after 1am
    lost 9 stone since Feb 2011
    stopped smoking 2 years ago
    total addict to this site!:T
    and pole dancers in the tesco glitches !!!!!es bar x
    :D
  • mharzuk
    mharzuk Posts: 1,232 Forumite
    blondynurse wrote: »
    typical my daughter goes thru tonnes of this stuff but our nearest asda is 40 miles away x

    Guess where I was yesterday :(
    Couldn't think of anything witty to say so just keeping the space until I can :(
    Stripper No 7 in HCSC :D
  • Call_of_Trouty
    Call_of_Trouty Posts: 5,666 Forumite
    mharzuk wrote: »
    Guess where I was yesterday :(

    Mozambique :huh:





    :D:p
  • lovingtescoforever
    lovingtescoforever Posts: 3,358 Forumite
    blondynurse wrote: »
    i got 5 back today and didn't put them in until after 1am

    odd :S I put mine in around about 10/11pm
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