Does any have, or have had, au pairs?

missk_ensington

brazilianwax wrote:

Then do us a favour. Give your son to someone that will look after him (and enjoy it), send the au pair back to Oz and crawl back under whatever rock you came from. That's if your big fake norks will fit.

You seem to have mentioned my boobs a lot, you after a bit of work as well? They're very nice breast, perfect 34C, pert, no signs of breastfeeding. I'm very happy thank you.

brazilianwax

missk_ensington wrote:

Oh please, I know the frameworls of grammar, syntax and how to formulate a verb correctly, its dialectal, its getting late (yes I know an apostrophe should be in "it's") and I can't really bothered being pedantic.

That'll be on your tombstone, love

"I couldn't be bothered"

brazilianwax

missk_ensington wrote:

You seem to have mentioned my boobs a lot, you after a bit of work as well? They're very nice breast, perfect 34C, pert, no signs of breastfeeding. I'm very happy thank you.

They will always signify trash to me. And as you got them after your son stopped breastfeeding, it isn't a suprise there are no signs of it.

And my perfect, child-free 34Gs couldn't give a toss.

(And I have far more class and brains than to need that kind of work, thanks.)

missk_ensington

brazilianwax wrote:

That'll be on your tombstone, love

"I couldn't be bothered"

As opposed to? Pedantic? Jealous? You're annoying me now, I don't mind having a heated conversation but preferably with people with an IQ above 90

Rachie_B

Zara33 wrote:

I'm afraid my "au pair" has the day off tomorrow, so i must call it a night and get some sleep good night ladies

me too ,I am nannying ( miss k dont faint / blackout at the idea that some people actually :eek: enjoy being with children and get paid for it :eek: )

a decent wage I mean

i would say its been fun but i would be lying :rotfl:

ooobedoo

Mines 110, but I don't want to talk to you

missk_ensington

brazilianwax wrote:

They will always signify trash to me. And as you got them after your son stopped breastfeeding, it isn't a suprise there are no signs of it.

And my perfect, child-free 34Gs couldn't give a toss.

If I wanted 34G's I'd have asked the surgeon to give me them, but I wouldn;t want 34G's - like anything, the bigger they are the harder they fall. God help if you if you ever have any kids! :eek:

Edinburghlass_2

elsiebutt65, I love your avatar!

missk_ensington

110 - if I wanted conversation with Johnny avergage I'd go to my nearest bar and start chatting.

sarahlouise210

The sad thing is Miss K is not a troll ...I believe every single word she has said ...only about the money etc;) I am the one who said she was clever ...and she is. She probably has a clever family. Every sympton has been worked out to the finest detail...researched what condition can get you DLA without diagnosis ...you have to give it to her (oh and lets not forget her brother) ...they are very clever. The child coming along must have been the icing on the cake:money: ....obviously did not know about free condoms ...or maybe she did and sold them!