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Not in my store cupboard

'Yaze whit yeh hive an ye'll niver wahnt'

(From Mae Stewart's book 'Dae Yeh Mind Thon Time?')
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  • Puddleglum
    Puddleglum Posts: 851 Forumite
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    edited 11 March 2012 at 6:16PM
    Priceless! I mean, darling, who doesn't keep a stick or two of bottarga in their fridge?

    Oops- forgotten what bottarga is already. Must go back and have another look.

    Might be able to find some botulism if I take a swab to that awkward drainy bit at the back.
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  • FairyLight
    FairyLight Posts: 48 Forumite
    :rotfl:

    Fried egg on toast will do me fine thanks!
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  • DundeeDoll
    DundeeDoll Posts: 5,418 Forumite
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    I have the salt and pepper...
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  • becs
    becs Posts: 2,101 Forumite
    Lol very realstic! Doesn't everyone have squid in the fridge? Maybe it's a London thing!
  • Memory_Girl
    Memory_Girl Posts: 4,957 Forumite
    Wonder if Approved Foods will stock bottarga?

    Mmm?

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  • rosie383
    rosie383 Posts: 4,981 Forumite
    What is wrong with you lot???? And you give the illusion of being organised and well-stocked. Honestly, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
    No bottarga indeed! Whatever is the average housewife coming to these days?
    Get down to the deli/ market/ erm, eh,wherever you buy your caviar from should do it, and get your store cupboard stocked properly.
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    (he points to some plastic cows on the table) are very small; those (pointing at some cows out of the window) are far away...
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  • nearlyrich
    nearlyrich Posts: 13,698 Forumite
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    Just checked none in my fridge either sounds gross anyway I will just have the scrambled eggs thanks
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  • auntymabel
    auntymabel Posts: 433 Forumite
    Horrible thought just crossed my mind. There might be a squid at the back of my cupboard AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT:eek::eek::eek:
    'Yaze whit yeh hive an ye'll niver wahnt'

    (From Mae Stewart's book 'Dae Yeh Mind Thon Time?')
  • mmmsnow
    mmmsnow Posts: 388 Forumite
    I have no idea what most of this stuff is :(
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  • Dahlings one should always have a pot of caviar on hand to feed ones family in emergencies. How dare the rabble think that we could live on beans on toast :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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