There is a £50 charge for anyone who reads this thread.

Barneysmom

I want a receipt please!

give_them_FA

I have the feeling the last banknote is the only one Mr. Hasbeen is liable to get for his efforts...

nomadjb

halibut2209 wrote: »

As you can see, I have irrefutable proof in the form of the above clear photograph that you have accepted the terms of the contract and should you not co-operate, I shall be contacting your ISPs and the internet billpayer will be liable for the charges laid above. It does not matter if the billpayer was the one who agreed to enter the contract, but that is the only person I can find, so that will do.

Dear Sirs,
I am writing to you regarding the fine you have imposed on me for reading this thread.
I admit that I did read the title before I opened the thread however it was not my intention to go any further but my dog accidently stretched her legs out as she was laid next to me and she touched the screen of my iPad causing me to enter your thread.
I would like to appeal to your common sense of decency and in addition to the above mitigating circumstances I would also like to add that my mother was a coal miner and my father was a dress maker and this has given me great psychological problems over the years indeed I now have a green badge, this is similar to the blue badge but fashioned in a cunning shade of green.I have no money or posessions to speak of as such and live in a shoe box in't middle of't road.
Please consider my appeal and mitigation.
Yours faithfully
Seymour Cash
Chief Stoker and Supplier of Invoices to the Gentry

peter_the_piper

Sorry, your Automated Numpty Photograph Recognition camera is not working properly.

Coupon-mad

nomadjb wrote: »

I have no money or posessions to speak of as such and live in a shoe box in't middle of't road.

Do you get up in the middle of the night, before you've even gone to bed, and lick t'road clean wi' tongue?

:rotfl:

£100 please everyone for reading this! I need it so I can pay what I owe to halibut2209 as clearly he has a water-tight case to fine me, he has pictures and all and I stupidly admitted that I was typing...:D

halibut2209

nomadjb wrote: »

Dear Sirs,
I am writing to you regarding the fine you have imposed on me for reading this thread.
I admit that I did read the title before I opened the thread however it was not my intention to go any further but my dog accidently stretched her legs out as she was laid next to me and she touched the screen of my iPad causing me to enter your thread.
I would like to appeal to your common sense of decency and in addition to the above mitigating circumstances I would also like to add that my mother was a coal miner and my father was a dress maker and this has given me great psychological problems over the years indeed I now have a green badge, this is similar to the blue badge but fashioned in a cunning shade of green.I have no money or posessions to speak of as such and live in a shoe box in't middle of't road.
Please consider my appeal and mitigation.
Yours faithfully
Seymour Cash
Chief Stoker and Supplier of Invoices to the Gentry

Thank you for your post. I have read and considered all the points you made.

However, the fact remains that the charge was legitimately levied and as such your appeal is denied. As a gesture of goodwill, you have a further 7 days to pay the reduced amount of £50

Yours,

Peter

nomadjb

My computer was hacked by Anonymous so I wasn't driving so please direct your invoices to them....

Browntoa

from the picture you supplied



it is clear that the registered owner of the PC was not present during the offence

hammer68

so you are CATegorally denying this then;)

The_Slithy_Tove

Browntoa wrote: »

from the picture you supplied



it is clear that the registered owner of the PC was not present during the offence

This cat must be a fan of the Infinite Cat Project

Have I now accidentally made myself subject to Halibut's "fine" now? :doh: